Embrace The Suck

-Embrace The Suck-
by Keaton Foster



You didn’t ask
You don’t wanna know
You refuse any idea
And fear the ones that you
Didn’t create in that pea brain
Encasement you call a head
Make this one and all others
Your very own
There are no rights
When it comes to thoughts
Intellectual property means shit
Especially when you are
As dumb as a fucking rock
Persona non grata
Could easily be your trademark
When mea culpa
Would of course be more appropriate
Who the hell am I to say
Such absurd and to you
No doubt obtuse things
I tell you who the hell I am
I am the lone lion devoid of a pride
I am that singular beast
Right here in the darkness
Hiding in plain sight of you
As you walk around
Dangling blood red raw meat
From that pencil neck of yours
I’ve come here to crap in your yard
I’ve come here with a dose of reality
And easily if need be
I’ll beat you to death with it
To you, friend, fool, liar in kind
I have come to say, speak
And if need be scream
Embrace the suck
Mutha fucker what
Take it all in
Turn it sideways friend
Shove it right up your kiester
Jam it right down your gullet
Either way chock on it
Grasp for air as you fight
Between life and death
Suffer as many of us do
Forget that damn fairytale
Get a grip on this reality
Our one unified reality
Feel what most of us do
Understand what we must
Sure to you we seem nuts
People like me that is
But to us
You are as crazy as batshit
A fool for the ages
Living behind a picket fence
In your little white house
With two point five kids
And a wife with big fake tits
Sure we may seem jealous
Just as you appear ridiculous
But that’s not it
Sure we may seem envious
But again that’s not it
Maybe we straight up hate you
Maybe if we had the chance
We would ultimately replace you
A human standing in for a fool
A real man easily meant to take
That fine ass wife for a twirl
But trust me none of that is it
None of us will ever go to your job
And slap dicks out of your mouth
That’s just not our way
Not our wanting desire
We only want one key thing
One important trial by fire
We, and by that
I mean people like me
Want you to
Embrace the suck
Grab reality by the nuts
Stop living your fantasy
Stop being such pansies
Be as brutal as God intended
If someone steps up to you
Put em down
If someone calls you out
Take em out behind the woodshed
And damn near beat them to death
Hold no one in judgment
But pass judgment on everyone
And if the chance presents itself
Take a piss in everyone’s cornflakes
Play every game to win
And no not everyone gets a trophy
Participation is not an awardable offense
So don’t expect it or ask for it
Instead go out and truly earn it
Feel no sorrow for those
On the losing end of life
Feel no shame for taking
What once belonged to them
After enough times they’ll learn
I’d better take care of my shit
Or else some crazy ass fucker
Is gonna come along and take it
Experience is life’s greatest teacher
As well as ultimate equalizer
Embrace the suck
That’s all that I’ve got to say
I hope you understand
And if you don’t
Well then lend me your address
And I’ll come by and beat it into you
You’ll thank me latter
And if not, like I’ll give a shit!



Embrace The Suck
Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2014.