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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2127813
Based on a story I found online that put smile on me.
Bert felt his wife not hearing well
But he decided to confirm before he tell

He asked from thirty feet away
"Honey, What's for dinner today?"

Alas! No response. Now he was sure
She definitely needs to see doctor for cure

So he asked again walking ten feet closer
No reply again, she definitely needs a hearing aider

Asked again just ten feet away this time
"Third time. CHICKEN" she yelled like he committed a crime



Note:-This poem is made using a joke I found online.
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