Shrunk in Locker room

You wave to your friend, one of your only friends actually. You're the only gay boy in the entire school, your friend is the only lesbian at school and you to get along well. You're both in the same classes and you have the same childhood, but that's the only thing you guys have in common. You walk into the locker room and are hit by the usual stench of body odor in the air. You hate it and love it at the same time. You can smell the stench of it, but you also imagine where the stench has came from and it's wonderful to you.
You have crushes on multiple people in the school, but you probably won't get to be or even get close to any of them just because every single one knows that you're gay and makes fun of you for it every single day, but u still have a crush on them.

Your crushes are:

James Vandervelden (the kind one)
Looks: super curly golden hair, tall, strong, kind, blue eyes, and also isn't afraid to ALWAYS wear short shorts
Sports: cross country and track 🏃

Memphis Miller (the smelly big dick one)
Looks: long poofy brown hair, clothes with lots of holes, hairy everywhere, has lots of friends, and last week you went to take a piss during lunch and he came in to and he went next to you and you looked over and saw the MASSIVE cock
Sports: cross country

Levi (Holton) Palmer (the ripped one)
Looks: long hair, ripped and buff, lots of friends, and quiet
Sports: wrestling, football, and motocross riding

Jayden Mara (the dominating one)
Looks: short hair, skinny, short, big smile, always wears tight fitting clothes, and 24/7 jokes about being with u and dominating you

Pryson Rathmeson (fat ass one)
Looks: curly hair, darker skin tone, fat ass, works out, and wears sweats
Sports: wrestling and cross country

Ethan Baker (the perfect football player)
Looks: short blonde hair, buff, smart
Sports: football and wrestling