You a Soldier, We Voluntold Ya!

Just another random lyrical Twitter reply to CNN about North Korea's claim that 800,000 people "volunteered" for military service...

You mean they were voluntold?

Extra extra, read all about it!

Kim Jong-Un making nuclear rockets to shoot at the moon
He a busy muthafucka spelling out the whole world's doom
Tellin' 'em all the ends comin' real soon
So hold on tight 'cause it's all gonna go kaboom!
Better write you all a brand new tune
So y'all can sing along while watchin' the giant mushroom cloud bloom

What's that you say? You ain't ready to die?
Hahaha don't worry, we just takin' you for a ride
Out the back of the plane - you ready to fly?
Better grab yo boots and pack yo chute
'Cause you best get ready, you gonna go steady
With this warfare of new,
Hey, check it out! We even found you a crew
I'm sure you'll figure out just what to do!

Wait, you don't want the whole world to implode?
You say you don't want your family to be sold?
Too bad bitches, this the way of the old!
You will go and you will fight in this new cold war
This war of old that was never over,
We've officially nominated you to be a soldier!
You must give away everything that you own
Or in hell you will burn, as the prophet has shown
You'll do as we say and you'll like what you're told
'Cause this hell on earth has all been foretold

What's that my young friend? You thought all of this was pretend? HAHAHA
The way that we fight could be the next trend
So don't be shy, 'cause this could be the end!
Keep writing them words and hittin' tha send
'Cause this the new world where reality can bend.

https://twitter.com/TheRealAgent_99/status/1637344318854959104?s=20