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A modern re-write of a classic Dana song, for 2023 |
Snowdrops and daffodils Butterflies and bees I wish these lovely things were my memories But – oh no, reality is disappointing and cruel No kinds of lovely things Remind me of you Pub do's, with too much booze And losing my ring Sausage rolls and profiteroles A band that can't sing Stag nights, and vomiting And fights in the loo All kinds of everything remind me of you He hated Ebay, for being outbid On that giant TV, for just ninety quid Smelly pants, Facebook rants, neverending James Bond Washing up, dirty cups, loo paper all gone F A Cup, puking up, from beer and curry too All kinds of everything remind me of you Audis and BMWs, his flash new wheel hubs Pool nights, and boxing fights, the blonde in the pub Youtube, and boob tubes, and obesity Blind dates, and drunk mates, unwanted pregnancy Low wage, Kareoke stage, pole dancing too All kinds of everything remind me of you Fast food, nausia, salmonella pies Cola, Ebola, milk shakes and fries Council Tax, dingy flats, benefits and factories Hair nits, and pandemics, gorging on cheese Romance vids, too many kids, and abortions too All kinds of everything remind me of you Advice Blogs, Tik Tok, Kardashians rear Black eyes, and blue thighs, and cheap ropey beers Texting, and belching, and Clarkson's Top Gear hair too short, jeans don't fit, and daft looking beards Police force, and divorce, restraining orders too All kinds of everything remind me of you |