Michael's Bad Day Out!, or ARMAGEDDON!!! Pulp fiction nasty
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ANOTHER BOMB! GET DOWN, MICHAEL! IT'S NOT STOPPING!
STOP! CRYING! IT'S FUCKING CREEPY, DUDE!!!
STOP IT! CHESTER, CHESTER, STOP BLEEDIN', PLEASE YOU FUCKIN' LAMER!
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, IT'S NOT A GOMENSAI DAY FOR ME!
A-HAHAHAHA IT'S NOT STOPPIN', WHY THE BLOOD COMES!?
OUT; RED AND BLOODY AND IT HURT'S! CHESTER, IT HURT'S MAN, WHY STOP!?
LET'S GET READY, TO KILL 'EM ALL!
IWO JIMA, 2092
IT'S NOT VIETNAM, OR GUAM
BUT I'M LOST IN IT
DARUDE: SANDSTORM, PLAY ALL TODAY
THE RED DAY, CHAPTER 1
We all fall, sometimes. Chester fell harder than most! That's all. I say, in my YouTube video to the poors!
A-HAHAHAHA! I'm a cyborg now, godammit! I smash a table, and to whom does it occur to appear! Ol' Mike Shinoda's best friend, Rob Bourdon!
What a fucking lamer! Do you even know!? Thirteen long years, my man! Lost in HIGH SCHOOL GLORY DAZE, NO LESS!
I throw a chair at 'em, all ready to prevail!
E-HEHEHEHEH! He predicted it, in that song of yours, CHESTER BENNINGTON!
I almost riot-vomit. I'm not a cop, dude! Out with it! What do you have!? All beans, compadre. All beans dressed. Let's play, then, man! Some Valorant!?
END OF CHAPTER 1