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Rated: E · Script/Play · Comedy · #2299479
Blake (B)'s back and he's..in jail and he's being interrogated by Nono? This is confusing.
B:"baah, what am i doing here?"
N:"you're here because you broke into the president's house while yelling at him to refill your soda cup...in your underwear. Now name one thing you have in your kitchen"
B:"explosives"
N:"uhh bedroom"
B:"a bazooka"
N:"sitting room"
B:"an assault rifle"
N:"toilet"
B:"flamethrowers"
N:"dining"
B:"a revolver"
N:"on your garden"
B:"grenades"
N:"basement"
B:"a sniper"
N:"what is your current job profession?"
B:"i don't have a job, but i do want to be a villain, captain kick ass"
N:"what are your dreams?"
B:"to become the best of the best..."
N:"that's surprisingly normal"
B:"...while murdering all my enemies"
N:"you're sick"
B:"yeah, i had a fever this morning"
(the president walks in)
P:"how is he?"
(Blake jumps on the President)
B:"WHERE IS MY SODA, where is it? before i chop off what makes you a man!"
P:"MOMMY!" runs with B chasing him and N watching.
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