Female Viagra Chewing Gum

Female Chewing Gum

         Food scientists at the Food Safety Corporation unveiled their latest product, a weight-loss chewing gum that results in sustained weight loss as it resets the body’s internal weight thermostat, leading to a faster metabolism and fat-burning. There was one side effect, continued use of the gum was addictive and boosted libido, especially among women, and the rumor was it turned users bisexual. Sales of the gum went through the roof as it was dubbed chewing gum female Viagra. It came in five flavors: coffee, Vanilla, Rum, Red Wine, and apple-cinnamon.

         The company ran highly suggestive ads promoting chewing gum. Their slogans,
“
Lose weight
Feel Great
Ready for Love
Cosmos’s Chewing Gum”

Went viral.

NEW PROMPT: Tomorrow, September 30, is Chewing Gum Day. Write a story or poem about a new brand of chewing gum that's become extremely popular. What's the gum, why is it popular, and what are the inevitable side-effects?