The babysitter

Dad: Kids we need to talk to you about us going on that trip we mentioned
Mum: That’s right
Older kid: Where are we going to go?
Dad: All of you are staying home, we will call a babysitter !
Older kid: No! Im going with my friends
Mum: No , you’ll stay here, as your brothers
Older kid: Ugh
Younger kid: I Dont want a babysitter either!
Dad: we are going to call her now!
Parents call her*
Dad: Hi!
Babysitter: Hi?
Dad: Can you come to keep and eye on our kids this Week?
Babysitter: Of course! I’ll be there in a minute
Dad: okay!
Older kid: no!
The babysitter comes*
Dad and mum:Hi!
They talk*
Dad: Bye bye children !
Kids : bye
Babysitter enters home and sees children*
Babysitter: Hi kids!
Older kid : Hi
Younger kid: Hi
Babysitter sees Older kid : Aren’t you a little old to have a babysitter come take care of you
Older kid: Im going with my friends *opens door*
Babysitter : no youre not *hits his bum *
Older kid:OW!
Babysitter: you were a bad boy ! So youll have a punishment
Younger kid: Can I go with my friends?
Babysitter:Yes you can
Older kid: Why cant I!
Babysitter : Cause i tell so!
*she Carries him like a baby to the car*
Older : stop carrying me! Where are we going?!
Babysitter: Youll see
*parks car at the supermarket*
Babysitter : Were going to shop some things for you
Older kid: No!
*enters supermarket and Asks manager where is the baby zone*
Older kid: Why are we going to the baby zone !?
Babysitter: Were going to shop some Clothe and food for you!
Older kid: no! Im not a baby!
Babysitter: yes you are!
*Shops some nappys and baby clothe , crib and food*
Older kid: no!!
They leave the supermarket
Older kid: pulls hair of babysitter *
Babysitter: Bad baby , now youll have a punishment!
Older kid : no!
They arrive home*
Babysitter carries Older kid to the bathroom*
Older kid: STOP!
Babysitter: * pulls down shorts and t-Shirt out , and puts him a nappy and some baby clothe*
Now if you want to go the bathroom youll go on your nappy!
Older kid: NO I WONT
Babysitter: *carries him upside down and slaps him hard on his bum*
Bad baby
Older kid: STOP !
Babysitter carries him to the kitchen a puts him on a high chair *
She makes a really disgusting baby food made of fish ,vegetables , and fruit
Babysitter : Look baby , yummy food!
Older kid: Ew , AND IM NOT A BABY !
Pushes her*
Babysitter opens her mouth hardly and gives her the disgusting food *
Older kid: EW
babysitter: lets go prepare you for school!
Older kid: I WONT GO LIKE THIS
babysitter : You deserve a punishment, ill give you later !
*geos to school with babysitter dressed as a baby*
Babysitter carries him like a baby to his class and enters*
Babysitter: Hi , you are his teacher right?
Teacher : Yes , Why is ben (older kid) dressed like a baby?
Babysitter : he made wee wee and poo a lot of times on himself , so i bad to put him some nappys!
Teacher: oh okay
Older kid : That not true!
Babysitter : he is ashamed of himself poor baby
Teacher: I see
Babysitter: Can i give you some nappys for school?
Teacher : of course
Babysitter : And if he tríes to get them out , hit him on the bum in front of his class okay?
As well if he wants to go poo or wee , make him do it in his nappy , and Change him in front of his class please…
Teacher : No problem!
Older kid : no!
Teacher pulls kid inside class*
Babysitter leaves
In class*
Teacher: Hi class , good morning!
I want all of u take care of the baby!
Class: *laugh loud * Thats ben!
Older kid: IM NOT A BABY PLEASE STOP
Teacher : bad bad baby needs a punishment *slaps him in bum*
Older kid: OWWWW
Teacher : dont you cry baby *pats him on head *
Puts him on a high chair*
I dont think baby is doing work, he doesnt know , since he’s just a baby
Older kid: YES I KNOW BECAUSE IM NOT A BABY!
Class laughs*
Teacher: Hey dont you talk to me like that! You dont want another punishment right?
Older kid: no…
Teacher: Thats what i thought, good baby
Teacher explains some maths *

*class smells really bad*
Class: MISS IT SMELLS REALLY BAD BEN POOPED!
Teacher : baby has poo poo?
Older kid: NO
Teacher : dont you lie at me baby
*goes to his chair and pats his nappy *
Teacher : YES YOU DO
checks his nappy and sees his bum very dirty*
Teacher : Baby needs a nappy change! And a punishment later because you lied to me !
Older kid: noooooo
Teacher carries him in front of the class and ties him so he cant move*
Older kid: stoppp!
Class: laughs*
Teacher : *gets the baby clothe out and the dirty nappy and shows to the class*
Baby is a very dirty boy
Class : Ewwww
Older kid: SSSTTTOOPPPP
Teacher : gets some baby wipes and cleans his bum very hard so it hurts
Older kid: owww
Class : BAD BABY
Teacher : * gets some baby powder and pats him with it on his bum*
Older kid: *cries*
Teacher:
Poor baby is crying because he is a bad bad baby, NOW YOUR PUNISHMENT * slaps him on his bum really hard*
There you are!
*puts him a clean nappy*
Older kid: STOP PLEASEE
teacher: no no baby bad
*carries him to his high chair *
Class: bad baby , miss can we have lunch?
Teacher: Of course, but baby needs milky!
*gives him a bottle with Milk*
Drink it!
Older kid: no
Teacher : you want another punishment ?
Older kid: no!!
Drinks it*
Teacher:good baby
Class laughs*
School bell rings *
Babysitter arrives*
Babysitter: Thank you so much , see you tomorrow!
Teacher : he was a bad baby, bye!
Babysitter: carries him to the car*
Older kid: IM NOT A BABY , MY BUM HURTS
Babysitter: YOU ARE A BABY AND YOU ARE A BAD BAD BABY SO THATS YOUR PUNISHMENT
And today my boyfriend is coming i hope you behave well as your brother!
*arrives home*
Younger kid: Im going to the park !
Babysitter : okay , *gives him chocolate*
Younger kid: THANK YOUUU!
Babysitter: your welcome, your a good boy, your brother isnt
Younger kid goes to the park*
Older kid : tríes to get nappy and baby clothe off*
Babysitter: No bad bad baby *slaps his bum*
Older kid: ow
Boyfriend arrives*
House bell rings*
Babysitter opens door*
Babysitter: Hi! *kisses him*
Boyfriend:Hi babe, Who is That baby?
Older kid: Im not a baby
Babysitter: yes he is a baby , and Im taking care of him
Lets go watch a móvie
Boyfriend: okay babe
Clases door*
They sit on sofa*
Watch a love movie*
Boyfriend: Hey its very late the baby needs to sleep right?
Babysitter: OH YEAH , can you take him upstairs?
Boyfriend : okay!
*goes to look for the baby*
Older kid: i dont want to !
Boyfriend : i dont care , *carries him upstairs*
You are a bad bad baby *slaps his bum really hard *
There you are !
Older kid : cries *
Boyfriend: * takes him to the crib and puts the bars really high so he can’t get out*
Good night baby
Goes downstairs*
Babysitter : I heard him cry , you slapped his bum right?
Boyfriend : yea babe
Babysitter : good
*they watch movie *
*its 4 am and boyfriend leaves*
Babysitter : bye babe!
Boyfriend : bye love you
They kiss*
Closes door*
Babysitter goes to sleep*
It’s morning*
Babysitter : wake up *slaps him on bum*
Older kid: owww stop * hits her * no wait sorry !
Babysitter : bad bad baby will have a punishment later at school !
Carries baby to kitchen and gives him disgusting food*
Older kid: Ew *throws it to the floor *
Babysitter : * slaps him on bum * BAD BABY
YOU ARE BEING REALLY BAD ILL SLAP YOUR BUM WITH A BELT NOW!
* Gets a belt*
Older kid: NOOOOOO
*slaps his bum with the belt a lot*
Older kid: cries*
Babysitter : THATS FOR BEING A BAD BAD BABY
*Carries him to bedroom and changes him to baby clothe , puts him a pacifier , packs a bad with a lot of nappys and baby powder*
Older kid: I don’t want school
Babysitter : I don’t care
*Carries him to the car*
*arrives school and talks to teacher and gives her the baby bag and a belt *
Teacher : bye!
Carries baby to class*
Teacher : Hi class! Let’s start with history today , and I’m going to leave the nappys and baby powder there if you want to change the baby okay?!
Older kid: NO!
Class : okay!
Teacher : at snack time , you can!
Older kid: nooooo
Teacher : and at the end of class I will hit the baby with the belt if he behaves bad
Older kid: tries to get out the high chair*
Teacher : I wouldnt do that if I were you
ILL PUNISH YOU IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL
older kid: nooo
*teacher explains history and class bell rings *
Teacher: Let’s go hit the baby withbelt because he was a bad baby
*goes in front of school and takes out nappy and hits him*
School: laughs*
Older kid: STOP STOP OWWW
*does poo on the nappy*
Teacher : dirty baby made poo poo , I’ll leave him here if anyone wants to change him!
Class: me! Me!
* everyone hits him on bum and wipes his bum really hard and puts powder on him*