Someone Jacked Your Sleigh

(Jingle Bells Melody)

Crashing through the snow
The crime of all histor'y
Over the plans they go,
Gleeful all the way.
Gloves and masks they bring,
Safety always first
To, of course, not get caught in plight
When breaking in tonight.

Oh Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Someone jacked your sleigh.
Took to flight, so late at night
With the words BAH HUMBUG, brayed.

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Someone jacked your sleigh.
Took to flight, so late at night
With the words BAH HUMBUG, brayed.

They were full of meanness,
Did not care who they hurt.
For they were prideful men,
And evil plans they sought.
Do not get in their way,
Hatefulness, all that's known
In their sorry crime-ridden life;
Off to steal big tonight.

Oh Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Someone jacked your sleigh.
Took to flight, so late at night
With the words BAH HUMBUG, brayed.

(24 Lines)

Written for "Bah Humbug!"  [13+]