Three Limericks

President Trump Is Taking His Morning Dump Limerick

President Trump taking his morning dump
watching the news sitting on his rump,
firing off daily tweets
filled with hatred and heat
in the end, a toxic waste dump.

Two Old men Left Limerick Trump

In the end, two old men are left.
Both of them seem to be quite deft.
They are past their prime- time.
Running for office full-time.
Accusing each other of planning theft.

Vomiting Tweets Limerick

Former President Donald J. Trump
Sat on his fat, bellicose rump,
He vomited out tweets.
Filled with such deceits.
While he watched his real estate slump.