No Prince Charming

So your blonde hair is curly,
And your blue eyes are nearly gray,
The sparkle from your teeth is just the glare from your braces,
But I think I like you better that way.

Instead of butterflies in my stomach I get jumping kangaroos,
And you've burned most of your your brain cells away,
You're definately not the stereotype Prince Charming,
But I think that guy's probably gay.

Yeah you write me love letters,
But most of the time you forget what you wanted to say,
Instead of walks on the beach we made out at Disney World,
And still you kept me laughing all the way.

No gifts on Valentine's Day,
But you'd remember it in May.
And sometimes you forget your money,
But I don't mind to pay.

Instead of neatly pressed,
Your clothes have begun to fray.
But still I'll always love you,
Yesterday, tomorrow, today.