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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #852107
Well, haven't you ever wondered?
DOES A FISH GO PEE?

Does a fish go pee
when it's swimming in the sea?
Does it ever get the notion
when it's swimming in the ocean?
Does a fish take a leak
when it's swimming in the creek?
Do they do it in a muddle
when you see them in a puddle?
Does a fish ever miss when it's taking a @!&%
and they find urination
in the farmer's irrigation?
Do you think they're rather fond
of going potty in the pond . . .
and then, for goodness sake,
do they go while in the lake?
Do they tinkle at all
while in the waterfall?
Could you see a yellow gleam
as they do it in the stream?
Now take a little quiz:
Does a fish ever whiz?

Does a fish go pee
when it's swimming in the sea?
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