This, I Believe, I Believe

This, I believe, I believe.
I believe for the next eight minutes
The sun will still be there.
I believe that in order to live
One must calibrate, procreate, recreate, inundate, inebriate, and masturbate
The mind.
I believe it is impossible
To have all my laundry clean at the same time.
I believe there is at least one person out there
That is just like me, looks like me, talks like me,
Even stumbles like me.
I believe that I will never
Root for the Red Sox.
I believe, in all seriousness,
In love and hate, winning some and losing some, hot chocolate and the insanity plea.
I believe that two snowflakes can look alike,
And I believe I will never see them.
This, I believe, I believe.