I’m afraid of the dark, no… Everyone knows that. Um… I cross the street without looking. No, that’s no good either. Ah, if I could live anywhere it would be on a sailboat with a parrot, a dog and a gorilla (the gorilla being saddle trained so it can be both my means of transportation and my bodyguard, though I am unsure of how to get the gorilla on and off of the boat and clean up is sure to be bad). Nope, that’s no secret either…