Evolution of Love 2

Why only Indians are Reborn

(based on the Karma system)

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: "I have to talk to you. We have some Indians here in Heaven and they are causing problems.
They're swinging on the pearly Gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce & Gabbana saris instead of their white robes, they are driving Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they're selling off their halos at discounted prices''.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas & drinking chai (tea).

Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!

They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children.If you want to know about real problems, give Saitan a call.'

Gabriel calls Saitan on the phone…
Saitan answers the phone: 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.'

Saitan returns to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel: 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'

Saitan says: 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.

'After about 2 minutes, Saitan returns to the phone andl says: 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'

Gabriel repeats the question: 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'

Saitan says: 'Man I don't believe this... Hold on.'

This time Saitan was gone at least 5 minutes.

He returns and says: "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.
These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and are trying to make Hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot !!

And since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone & Internet connection between Heaven & Hell, between ME & GOD !!

They have started a social network service for the troubled, and believe in Karma, and are good in convincing others.

Some were trying to start a chai pakora, chole-batura, dosa & samosa, barfi, chakli and dhokla shop, which I had to stop.

They are excellent in corrupting everyone, and my staff is being bribed by them.

I am having difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell.

They never complain as this place seems to be better than from where they came.

I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them.

I am therefore requesting, "O GOD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive - for re-birth."

So now you know – "*why Indians are the only ones that are re-born*... 😂😉😘😘😘