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Rated: 13+ · Book · Biographical · #1317094
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#1028530 added March 13, 2022 at 9:45pm
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Dere wuz a ring in 'er coffee cup, dere wuz, dere wuz! [378]
Yeah, dere wuz! 'N more.

*Cupb*

Lemme tell'ya...

'Er wuz dizzy y'see. Always wuz 'n always will be.

Excuses, I tell'ya.

'N a bit tipsy... iff'n y'know wut I mean.

'N mean! Wudna lemme 'elp 'er.

*Facepalm*

Old coot.

Jus' 'cuz 'er two days older'n me don' mean 'er can treat me dat way.

Anyhoo. 'Er done dropt 'er ring in da coffee. 'Ad a fit 'er did, 'er did.

It wudna been so bad... but... noooooo... When I fisht it out 'er teet' near bit me!

*Yikes*

Dentures. 'Er done dropt'm in da coffee too.

Old coot.

Laffin' 'n laffin' at me.

*Ha*
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