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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#1031317 added April 25, 2022 at 7:11am
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Alarming
This is alarming !

*Whiskey produces female hormones in men !*
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Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Montreal University scientists revealed this.

Men should take a concerned look at their Whiskey consumption.

The theory is that Whiskey contains female hormone producing agents (it contains phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough Whiskey men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 cups of Whiskey each within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

1) *Argued over nothing.*
2) *Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.*
3) *Gained weight.*
4) *Talked excessively without making sense.*
5) *Became overly emotional.*
6) *Couldn't drive.*
7) *Failed to think rationally,*
and
8) *Had to sit down while urinating.*

No further testing was considered necessary


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