Evolution of Love 2

Will Rogers

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages America has ever known.

Some of his sayings...

* Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

* There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

* If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

* There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of
them, have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

* Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there.

* Lettin'the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

*After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
_Moral:_ When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you'll reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know 'why'I look this way. I've travelled a long way, and some of the roads
weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you're dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful. But being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today it's called Golf.

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
laugh at when you're old.