Hubby Speaks...or moves his lips anyway.

SEX! No where to be found here, just pumping up my stats.

Well, I'm overwhelmed by alll of your lovely comments and I might say, relieved that nobody took my sarcastic tone to heart. In other words, this is a tough group to insult. By the way, I forget which one of you nitwits referred to this as a community and WELCOME, but it was depressing. You all know why, just depressing.

I feel like George Burns, I don't want to belong to any community that would have me as a member. Broke my rythm here by reading Dr. Bubba's contest entry...way to go you heartless bastard. Hmmmm, wait a minute...what are the rules about swearing in my new "community?" In real life, oh shit, is that another mistake? Like this is real life? I'm still confused and depressed. Like I was saying, in my everyday conversation I only swear for dramatic affect, or humor, not to make fun of fat girls Tor. I'm not picking on you...Planner Dan, or as we call him in Hollywood, "P-Dannie", will get his shortly.

I hate to mention peoples' names here, because if I haven't, Mel, Forever, Ssythe writer, and Scarlett (what do I get if I get all the questions right? I'm a little competitve).

Professor Buckethead, I'm still trying to figure out what you're doing setting up carny's for used car salesmen (social climber). I"ll have my people call your people, we need to talk.

I suppose Nada told you of how she "r-e- s-c-u-e-d f-r-a-s-i-e-r"!! (Next time I'll have to tie a six-pack around the little mutt's paws.)

Here she comes, I better go....have a shot of tequila.