Time To Get Real

Doesn't anyone read Poe anymore?

Goddamn kids. Giving shit they don't understand 3/5 stars. Grumble grumble grumble. I should feel bad about bad-mouthing someone who just gave me a review. They took time out of their busy schedule to tell me what they thought.

*Pause*

Man fuck that noise, man! What the fuck happened to people reading shit all the way through, several motherfucking times to be sure they don't sound like a dumbass?! Maybe they like sounding like ignorant bastards who wouldn't know Poe from Lovecraft. Who the fuck knows what goes through the minds of these fucking kids?!

Yeah, I know, I sound like a bitch, but I swear if I get one more ignorant motherfucker who ruins a 4.5/5 score with a long-winded review written by some miserable geeky newbie fuck who misses the whole point of a story and then tells me need more "work", like they've been on the freaking website for four goddamn years, I'm gonna do a port raid and give them a fucking 0/5 for every five pieces of shit they've got in their port. Cause only ignorant newbs who don't have at least an upgraded membership are stupid like that.


Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I only like good reviews. "Dreamscapes"  deserves a 3.5/5. Hell, it deserves a 2.5/5. But don't try that shit with "The D'rrynger" . At the least it's a 4/5. And if the review I got about "The D'rrynger" was intelligent, and showed that the fucker knew what he was talking about, I would have accepted it. I may be a bitch, but I'm a bitch who knows what I'm talking about.

If something about my work confuses you, let me know, and I'll explain it. I'm only pissed at people who only read love stories or books based on movies and ignorantly expect all works of literature to follow their bastardized formulas.

READ SOMETHING BY ONE OF THE MASTERS OF LITERATURE! ANYTHING! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S POE, TWAIN, OR SOMETHING BY THE CHICK WHO WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"! EXPAND YOUR FUCKING HORIZONS AND THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX!

Shit. All that yelling made me horny. Now I gotta go downlaoad a few pics off the internet.