My Life on a Plate

Incurable

PLANS FOR TODAY -

1. Clean bog.

2. Water houseplants.

3. Dust downstairs.

4. Wash and dry laundry.

5. Fetch parent's medication.


REALITY OF TODAY -

1. Reply to mail and comment on blogs.

2. Read new Interactive story entries.

3. Write new chapter for Interactive.

4. Start printing photo's of WDC friends to make collage.

5. Force hand to direct cursor to 'logout' and dash to chemists for parent's medication.

I had a word with the pharmacist while I was there. I described the symptoms and effects of my condition. He looked a little perplexed but then assured me there is no treatment available or scientific research into the cure for writingdotcomitis. So, that's okay for the moment then. I'm going to stay here until they come to take me away in a white van to be a guinea pig for medical science.