Go Ahead and Ask Me

Who wants to know all my secrets?

Oh! The whole world? Cuz that's basically who I tell. Okay: something embarrasing happens, and I think Wow, everyone would laugh really hard at me if I told them that. So what do I do? I tell them, of course. It makes for a good laugh, but it's not without its tax on my confidence.

I see it this way: I'm open about absolutely everything. Everything. Want to know about my latest bowel movement? Care to know who I think is adorable, or who should hook up with who? Would you like to know the dumbest thing that I just thought when I heard that? It doesn't matter whether you do or not, I'll likely spit it out.

Anyone who wants to can know anything about me, up to a certain point, may know it. I have a steely wall though, that no one wants to go beyond, and I agree with them. That's my only point of defense.

I really respect guarded introverts. I want to learn how to understand them better, though.