Second Helpings

Pank Preparations

One thing I’ll never have to buy as long as I live with hubby is an alarm clock. He’s a fairly early riser and must have the noisiest body parts in existence. So, due to various fanfares and concertos I was forced out of bed sooner than I wanted to be this morning. But at least it’s given me time to prepare for tomorrow.

My house is now a pank paradise. Everywhere there are piles and assortments of pank things. Pank roses, pank cakes, pank balloons, pank bubbly, pank presents, pank jewellery, pank clothes and pank bags. All I need now is Tor’s pank cocktail dress. For someone who’s not normally a big pank fan I think I’ve done a pretty good job and hope to make my friend’s burpday tomorrow as pank and pleasant as possible.

I thought I was prepared for all eventualities. I have a pank bag containing a pank umbrella for if it rains, a pank scarf and gloves for if it’s exceptionally cold, pank sandals for any walking involved and a variety of pank headdresses. What I didn’t anticipate was the arrival of something akin to summer. My pank trousers and boots are now looking rather unsuitable, but exchanging them for lighter clothes isn’t really an option at this stage. Besides, how do I acquire a tan in the last few hours of daylight today? It looks like I may be overdressed tomorrow and could wind up with a pank face to match the theme of the day. Oh, the stress of it all.

So now I’m off to paint my nails – I leave you to guess what colour. My camera is packed in my pank bag, so hopefully I’ll be able to post a few pank photos over the weekend. But for tomorrow I shall spend the day looking at the world through rose-coloured glasses for a change; I just hope I don’t get abducted by pank elephants or decide to take a ride on one of those pretty flying pank pigs I might come across after a pank glass or ten.

Thanks Startiara for the lovely sig.