Second Helpings

Then There Were Four

I really thought when my son returned from his travels, even before the unexpected twist, he'd be changed in some way. Not a chance. lol Exactly the same laid back, unphased, loveable, clumsy clot he's always been.

However, Mey Ling seems to be attempting some renovation work on him and has plenty to say on the subjects involved. I wish her the best of luck; it could be a lifetime's job.


Passing wind in public -'Phew Paul, big boy. You farted? You disgusting.'


Toilet flushing - 'Hey Paul, big guy, you no spritz the toilet. You disgusting.'


Morning ablutions -'Oh Paul, big hubby - you get showered and dressed before you go Play Station. You disgusting.'


Body Proportions - 'Paul, big man, look at you fat belly. You disgusting.'


Nasal orchestras. - 'Yo Paul, big fella, you snore like pig last night. You disgusting.'

He just smiles. Then she smiles, one of those lovely ear to ear ones.

I have to smile too. Especially at her 'compliments'...

'Hey Paul - Your Mom very pretty. She has the good boobys.'

Summing up carefully, I think we're in for a very 'interesting' few months.