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What could or should I give advice on?

I can give advice on
How to cook a twenty-pound turkey in a microwave
How to bake cookies in a microwave
How to bake a cake in a microwave
How to cook a pizza (which only gives directions for a conventional oven) in a microwave

The secret to cooking a twenty-pound turkey in a microwave is to carve that sucker before you cook it. Once you cut the turkey into easily handled parts, you can cook each section until done. Just make sure you completely cook the turkey before you eat it, refreeze it or slice it for sandwiches.

My expertise in microwave cooking comes from the fact that my conventional oven does not work. Therefore, I have to figure out other ways to cook food that one normally does in a conventional oven.