Second Helpings

No Escape

Greetings from my sister's house in Staffordshire where I came for a little respite. Things are going swimmingly well.

Dad has had three falls in as many nights at the care home.

Mey Ling and Paul are in full fighting mode and divorce is being threatened.

We went out to Alton Towers open air theme park today. It pimply sissed down.

The price of carrots is rising.

I shall be home on Friday unless I decide to slit my wrists or leave the country, when I shall tell you all the rest of my good news.

But you know me....