The BIG BAD WOLF's journal/blog 2

1-15-2012

10:40AM
"AHHHH!!!! It's the Zombie Apocalypse! Run for your good-for-nothing lives!

Okay, hopefully that got your heart racing, and your brain a-firing. The situation is grim, the undead are coming for the brains of the living and you must protect yourself and your loved ones.

What would you use to protect yourself if ZA occurred right this second?

This means that you are limited to what is in your place of residence/work/education/wherever you are. Be realistic- you probably don't own an assault rifle, machine gun, flamethrower, or a bazooka, or some other such weapon. Be practical- do you really want to lug around a 10lb chainsaw, especially when it attracts more undead through noise, gets stuck, and more than likely you don't know how to use? Less is more- Limit yourself to as few weapons as possible, which will help you out at all ranges of combat- Far range, Medium Range, Close range, and Intimate range.

Well, I'm off to grab my weapons- oh wait, I just picked up a sand-wedge golf club. Not ideal, but it will do until I can get to the 12-gauge and the 30-06 in the back bedroom. Oh, and I just grabbed my sword-like letter opener- perfect for stabbing a Zed through the ear canal.

May you still be alive come day 16."

Okay, I wrote the prompt for today's entry, but I'll add.

Right beside me are some golf clubs- not the best weapon, but they'll do for a little while- just push the zombies away. Next to me is also a sword-like letter opener- perfect for stabbing through the ear canal. Then, in the back bedroom, my step-father has some hunting guns- 12 gauge shotgun and a .30-06 rifle. There is also a compound bow and arrows. In the kitchen, there are plenty of knives- not ideal for zombie killing, but they will come in handy for other things. If forced to run, the barn has a nice supply of tools and sporting equipment that will do the job, pry/crowbars, baseball bats, axes, screwdrivers, and other items.

9:10PM
Been doing some reviewing.
Some people don't get my prompt. Others just don't understand zombies.

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