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Edited or Rewritten Nursery Rhymes

Day 2: February 2, 2012 ~ 30-day Blog Challenge prompt is prompt free day

Mary had a little lamb
served with horseradish
and mint jam.

Little boy blue
sounded his horn
and attracted a dragon horde.

The old woman who lived in the shoe
finally figured out what to do,
she sued her husband for a divorce
and child support.

Little Miss Muffet
jumped off of the tuffet
and threw her curds and whey
at the spider.

Little Jack Horner
still sits in a corner,
but he isn’t eating pie;
instead he’s being punished
for telling his mother a lie
about the missing Christmas pie.

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