Somewhere to play.

A creep of .............

This is magenta - the color. There is no purple - I wanted purple !

Thanks to fellow people (we will not name names) I now know tortoises go around in 'Creeps'.

A gaggle of geese I can hear, a murder of crows sounds correct, see the flocks and swarms, all of these make sense - then, a creep of tortoises ?

This is hunter - the color.

Knows an off color joke, quite a few actually, jokes that make one to be looked at - once you have told it; you can see the other mind churning, and the expression of "okay, now I know about his madness".
No, I'm not about to tell any.
The fact that I know way too many jokes, is bad enough as it is.

This time the joke is on me.

I have my wife in a bottle ! No, not the ashes, don't be silly ! This is no joke.

Actually, that is not correct, it a by-product of her (the kids are fine, ty) no - not one of the kids !

She has produced a (? - cluster) of cholestrol which is commonly called a gall-stone.

Apparently she was secretly producing this oddity or her body has - now, we never discussed it.

There it is on display for all to see, our latest conversation piece, and it cost a pretty penny !

What next ?

To be con't ...............