Snow Melt

Funny Friday: Snow's Do Not Do List

The March 22, 2013 prompt for "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS"  is
Lists, lists, lists. To-do lists, check lists, laundry lists, bucket lists ... Seems like there is a list for everything.
Write a humorous list of things you are NOT going to do today.

Today
I am not going to hunt Zombies,
Vampires,
or Werewolves.

Today
I am not going to complain
about the wind,
the rain,
the snow,
or the sun.

Today
I am not going to jump
off the cliff of conclusions
onto the rocks
of stupidity.

Today
I am not going to laugh
when I want to cry
or cry
when to laugh.

Today
I am not going to do
the expected
or expect
the mundane.

Today
I will not let sleeping dragons lay
especially if the snore.

Food for thought: Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. - Mark Twain