30 Day Image Prompt Contest Book

Day 23: Belly Flop

"Jiggle, jaggle, wiggle, waggle, Papa got it goin on!"
"You can't be serious." Wanda looked at Geanne incredulously.
"Why not? Love a man with confidence."
"That's a lot more than confidence." Papa Stuff-n-Fluff leaned over and fell into the pool.
"Well....never mind."
Wanda rolled her eyes and returned to her book.

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Prompt: big dude belly flop
Excess:
Wanda glanced at the oversized man in the tight speedo. "And a lot of 40 extra loving apparently. What is he...!?" Before the sentence left 50 her mouth Papa Stuff-n-Fluff 56 leaned over the pools edge at an impossible angle. SPLASH*
"Well. Not the most impressive flop, rather lazy actually. I give him a 6." Wanda rolled her eyes at her friend and went back to her book.