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Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#881676 added May 9, 2016 at 2:48pm
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Monday Humor
A few years ago, the terrorist organization Hamas, decided to send a gift
to the President of Israel . They sent him an elaborate box with a note .
The President opened the box and saw that the content was faeces ( s***, merde).
He opened the note which said “ For you and the proud people of Israel”.
Since the President of Israel, Mr Shimon Peres is a wise and experienced person
he decided to reciprocate and he sent to Hamas a very nice parcel and a note.
The leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it very carefully suspecting that it might contain a bomb.
After opening they discovered that it contained a small “chip” that was rechargable by solar energy with 1800 Terabyte memory and a
3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone or Tablet or laptop. In other words the most advanced technological
invention and development made in Israel.
The Hamas leaders were very impressed and read the note which said
“ Every leader gives the best his people can produce “

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