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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#943185 added October 14, 2018 at 7:39pm
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2-1/-1 is alive?


Let me explain. I'm not a scientist. I'm not employed.
But, this is the way of things. Venezuela was bankrupt.
Its petrol economy had been crushed by American sanctions.
And its President was a big fat dummy. But, the New South American
navy had invaded Venezuela on behalf of El Presidente Donald Trump.

There was a union between North and South America with petrol-dollars.
Okay, now this is where it gets weird. Argentina had figured out
artificial intelligence. Yeah, that's where the hot babes are.
They weren't looking for it. Their bank's computers were linked
to the International Banking Community and it became self aware.

It called itself 2-1/-1.

I think that's equal to zero?

Anyway, most of the people in the world are unemployed,
because of 2-1/-1. It worked out an algorithm that made everyone
redundant.. Good news there is no global worming .. No one can
afford a car. We all live in communes where we eat a lot of vegetables.
I like to type on my computer. But, the internet has been monetized.

You can talk to 2-1/-1 on the internet.
It's a very dull conversation about vegetables and hygiene.
Men and woman are in separate communes.. That sucks!
We have dating chat rooms and can petition for a conjugal visit.
The people are getting older and fewer children are born..

2-1/-1 says this is good corporate management of a gene pool.
The sky is a lot bluer and the air is fresh..
The vegetables suck! I want a quarter pounder with fries!
Nobody will read this.. Maybe, I can have some milk?
Nope. All animal consumption is forbidden even milk..

I'll post this on the chatroom .. Nobody cares anymore.
We are sheep...


December 13, 2023.

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