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Space Blog  (ASR) Cruising WDC cyberspace and raiding ports for blog prompts! #2223838 by Sharmelle's Expressions

What it wouldn't bother me NOT to ever do ... again:

1. Transverse the quicksand of Trinity Terce. Been there; done that. Nerve-wracking to have to watch every step to not become dinner.
2. Attempt to speak Klingon without a translator. They are touchy people! Only laugh as you are dying.
3. Have to regenerate anything. Growing a new finger made me scream for poppy-juice.
4. Land on a planet with no oxygen. Those who complain about 'bad air' should try 'no air'.
5. Try to outwit the sands of Dune. From dust we come, to dust we return.

What might be nice ...

6. Revisit the Gardens of Gnoth. I never knew there were so many colors! With a breeze everything whirled like rainbow colored eyes. Even designs in ultra-violet and infrared. Buy the best uv-ir goggles you can find. It's worth it.
7. Look into the whirling eyes of a Dragon of the North. Wouldn't want to ride one again though ...
8. To land without a bump! Yes, that has actually happened to me twice. Third time would be a charm.
9. The Witches of Acrux were charming to say the least. So were the warlocks. The potions they made could make a rock blush!
0. A truly universal translator. Yeah, yeah, there's a few well known models. None of them worked with the Living Rocks. They were hospitable in spite of our obvious mistake of almost landing among their children.

Prompt: Mrs. Whatsit bucket list.

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