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| Sometimes in here I like to address the Big Questions: Who are we? Why are we here? Why does my cat knock things off the table? This is not one of those times. https://thehustle.co/the-worst-sales-promotion-in-history/ The worst sales promotion in history 27 years ago, Hoover offered two free international flights with any ÂŁ100 purchase. Today, itâs remembered as the worst sales promotion in history. There have been a few corporate flubs over the years. The 1986 Coke Crisis comes to mind. I barely survived that dark time. But this... this amuses me on several levels. In 1908, a department store janitor named James Murray Spangler was suffering from a mean case of dust allergies. So, he did what any entrepreneurial asthmatic would do: he mounted a motorized fan motor on a carpet sweeper and filed a patent for the worldâs first household vacuum cleaner. Spangler soon sold the patent to his cousinâs husband, William Hoover, who launched The Hoover Company and began selling the devices all over the US and Europe. It is often fun and enlightening to speculate how things might be if something had gone just a bit differently in the past. Hell, whole books and movies have been founded upon such alternate timelines. But it's difficult to imagine an alternate universe in which "Spangler" became a household verb. "Yeah, I'm gonna spangler that right up." "It was dusty until I spanglered the hell out of the floor." I suppose an argument could be made that you could back-form the verb "spangle" from it, but that verb already has a meaning, as displayed in the US National Anthem. For decades, the Hoover brand enjoyed a near-monopoly on vacuum cleaner sales. The machines were so ubiquitous in England that âhooverâ became a generic noun (like Kleenex or Band-Aid), used as a synonym for âvacuum.â Its provenance earned it a reputation as one of the worldâs most trusted brands. Some companies consider this to be the pinnacle of marketing - to be able to get people to use their name as a generic noun. Coca-Cola succeeded in parts of the US. But the latest example is Uber. "I Ubered over here," I've heard. Which is unfortunate, because Uber is kind of a shitty company (their drivers tend to be nice, though). The UK was entering the throes of a recession, and Hoover, a US-based company with a large presence in the UK, faced stiff competition from sexy newcomers like Dyson. In an effort to compete, they rolled out ill-fated products like a âtalking vacuumâ that warned users when to change the dustbin. Yeah, come on. Who wants a household appliance that talks to them? "Alexa, who wants a household appliance that talks to them?" Hoover knew that if everyone who bought a product applied, itâd be in trouble â so it made the process of obtaining these flights as annoyingly time consuming as possible: 1 A customer buys a Hoover product for ÂŁ100+ and mails in a receipt + application within 14 days of purchase. 2 Hoover sends a registration form; the customer has 14 days to send it back. 3 Hoover sends a travel voucher; the customer has 30 days to select 3 departure airport, date, and destination combinations. 4 Hoover has the right to reject the customerâs choices; the customer can select 3 alternatives. 5 Hoover also has the right to reject these alternatives and select 3 combinations of its own choosing; if they donât work, the customer is out of luck. You could get away with that sort of thing before the internet. Now, companies have to be really creative in discouraging people from taking them up on their offers. Like airlines who offer free miles, but only if you fly between June 22 and 23 on flights that have a minimum of four legs, and checked baggage fees are $250. On November 1, 1992, Hoover expanded its free ticket offer to include flights to America. Dear Brits: We don't destroy your economy on purpose. Pinky swear. Initially, things went according to plan. Department stores all over the UK became an âuncivilized sceneâ as thousands of people clammored[sic] to buy the cheapest Hoover products they could find. In the US, an "uncivilized scene" in a department store means someone has shit all over the merchandise, someone else's kid is puking on the checkout counter, two women are clawing each other's faces off over the last tube of black eyeliner, and there's a gunfight in Housewares. I suspect that an "uncivilized scene" in a British department store involves a few raised voices and cops going "Wot's all this then?" So, Hoover began to do everything it could to fleece customers out of the free flights. It claimed thousands of customers had failed to correctly fill out the forms. It wrote back offering flights that departed from airports hundreds of miles away from customersâ homes. It sent out request forms on Christmas Eve, hoping mail closures would cause people to miss the 14-day deadline to send them back in. And thus it becomes a textbook case of How To Piss Off Your Employees, Customers, and Shareholders Simultaneously. Customers whoâd followed all the rules were told their letters had âgone missing,â or that theyâd failed to spot some arbitrary deadline buried in fine print. Honestly, I figured every company with generous-looking promotion offers did this. One of them, Harry Cichy, formed Hoover Holiday Pressure Group, a coalition to hold Hoover accountable for what theyâd promised. It swelled to more than 4k members â doctors, lawyers, pig farmers, and electricians. So, three honest professions, and lawyers. In June of â93, 42-year-old Dave Dixon took a more dramatic measure: Angered that he hadnât yet received his free flights, he decided to hold a Hoover delivery van hostage in his driveway in Workington, England. It remained blockaded by his horse truck for 13 days until a high court finally ordered its release. This is the most British thing since drinking tea and eating crumpets whilst watching Doctor Who. Incidentally, it would be difficult for me to post pics here so you'll just have to click the link and scroll down. Near the bottom is a montage of headlines that presumably ran in UK papers. I am disappointed that only a few of them contain "vacuum" or "flight" puns. I expect better from British tabloids. And Hoover vacuums, once the star of every living room in the UK, sit in closets gathering dust. Boy, that sucks. (Come on, you knew I had to make that pun somewhere.) |
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