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Rated: 18+ · Book · Other · #1539983
hehehe be warned this is my blog...O.O...*screams*
ok so before you start reading this i should warn you about this as it is my blog but i want to see your reactions........

so i am a really strange person as anyone who knows me should know...i can hold full on arguments with myself...wtf??...i talk to myself all the time and can remember weird facts and strange things more easily than i can remember to do homework or important stuff hehe lol...i love music, reading/writing, the internet, and random stuff, lots other stuff but i can't be bothered to write any more atm...

i love vampires and some random days i think of weird words that sound totally awesome and i'm just like "thats gonna be my word of the week..." i nicknamed my friend Eli "illegitimate"...then "planet"...wtf???...i love the word illegitimate.

i have an imaginary frog called Goozmo whom i have posted some - 1 unfinished but with more on the way ;) - short stories about, he is indestructible and cool. I used to have imaginary friends lol. i spend most of my time at school daydreaming - in classes other than English, Science, Health and Sport - or laughing and talking with my best friend Kirsty - in maths, multimedia, visual arts, german *shudders* and any other unlisted class and lunch and recess - English and Science are my fav classes, multimedia would be if we had Ms V instead of a friggin pedofile *shudders again*.

I live in Australia - because Australia is awesome ;) - , Victoria, and yes i do like vegemite ;)

I am a really weird kid - already mentioned but i am trying to make sure you don't read my blog but oh well - , i spend most of my time on the computer or in my room, i like the darkness and wish i was a vampire, i get called nerd half the time and emo the other half and just plain weird every other time :), i always - yes always - correct spelling mistakes, which is bad because the aforementioned best friend kirsty is terrible with spelling, i just can't help myself and have earned many whacks from it lol.

I am a perfectionist in everything except keeping my room clean :)

listing my fav books would take to long but here are my authors - The late Robert Jordan :(, Laura Black, Emily Rodda, Isobelle Carmody, Tim Lebbon, there's alot more but oh well...

ok one more warning, I am gonna list my dreams in here O.O *screams* ahhhhhhhh, i'm scared already lol. And just to make sure you take that into account I shall list one of my old favourites in here...

Jack Sparrow and the Leprechaun - Monkey...hehehe...

So what happened was...Jack Sparrow was on a ship...the old sort of ships like those used in Pirates of the Carribbean, he was sitting on deck with a navy officer at a small round table about the width of ones arm, they were gambling or something of the sort and the navy officer pulled out a medallion, it was an anchor medallion approximately the size of ones palm, it was on a keyring with something else.
Suddenly Jack said, "Hey, that's mine"
The navy officer replied, "No it's not, it's mine."
"Yes it is the Leprechaun Monkey gave it to me." Said Jack.
"The Leprechaun Monkey?" Questioned the navy officer, beginning to doubt Jack's sanity.
"Yes, can't you see him dancing around the table?" Asked Jack, totally sure of his sanity,
The Leprechaun was dancing around the table wearing a green vest, a top hat with a clover in it and playing an accordian. He ended up on top of the table sitting there with no accordian *gasp*.
The problem was only Jack could see the leprechaun monkey, well and me but i don't count lol.

The End

Now do you see why I warned you?, so continue at your own peril and questioning of sanity ;)

Now I am going to do random facts about myself when I feel like it ;) lol.

1 - My nickname is Waldo lol
2 - I have an 8 GB USB
3 - Right now I am listening to Vision Valley - The Vines
4 - I am descended from the Celtic's and am currently doing a project on them for this reason
5 - My labrador is called Bill and he is the cutest little puppy ever - that would be true if he were actually a puppy and little
6 - Assassin's Creed is the best xbox 360 game ever
7 - I am wearing a green wrist band that I have only taken off 3 times since buying it at Byron Bay about 3 months ago
8 - My last slave died of hypothermia...thought i might record that for next time my mum asks ;)
9 - I HATE SARAH EAST SHE IS A STUPID SLUT
10 - Rise Against is my fav band atm
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May 6, 2009 at 2:47am
May 6, 2009 at 2:47am
#648410
sooooo....????? Deftones is a cool as band ;)
Rise Against, Billy Talent and Deftones are my fav bands ever ;) luv them heaps
May 2, 2009 at 9:48am
May 2, 2009 at 9:48am
#647824
A new short story comedy i have started writing, with the help of my brother, please rate and review if ye will, it is very funny, in my opinion, hope it makes ye laugh ;)
April 29, 2009 at 2:53am
April 29, 2009 at 2:53am
#647371
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE POPPINFRESH IN CASE U DIDN'T GET THAT FROM MY LAST POST :@ STUPID FUCKING SLUT
April 29, 2009 at 2:49am
April 29, 2009 at 2:49am
#647370
I am really angry and pissed off at my maths teacher
She is a stupid fucking bitch and i hate her,she is a stupid whore who i will fucking kill seriously, she took a WHISTLE to MATHS WTF??????? And she blew it right in my fucking ear so i refused to do any work until she got rid of the stupid fucking thing, and she got angry at me and i only did one thing after that coz i was so fucking pissed and i still am fucking pissed :@ I will kill that dumb bitch. I FUCKING HATE HER.
FUCK AND MY EAR FUCKING HURTS BECAUSE OF HER :@
April 28, 2009 at 3:32am
April 28, 2009 at 3:32am
#647192
oh and i have had a real weird dream lately but i would rather block it from my memory than have it stuck in my blog forever ;), ooh and i may be getting laptop soon i can spend more time on here yay ;D
April 28, 2009 at 3:31am
April 28, 2009 at 3:31am
#647191
umm my brother is going crazy with paranoia that the whole world is against him
my guitar playing is ridiculous coz we get a cd to play some of the songs we learn with and i found it harder to play with the cd lol
school is gay coz we have maths test tomorow and multimedia is gay, we are disecting a sheeps heart in science next week ;) yay fun and english we have to write a speech and say it the class on a topic of our choice, i am doing the band Rise Against ;), i would have done an author but most people in my class are not as literate as all ye people on WDC ;), its annoying lol, visual art is gay we had homework and she forgot to ask for it and like no one in the class has done it - including me ;) lol- and thats about all from me today, and so i say: keep being against my brother world, its entertaining ;) goodbye
April 23, 2009 at 6:31am
April 23, 2009 at 6:31am
#646543
;)
why learning guitar is awesome
1 - my guitar teacher looks like a porcupine ;)
2 - its just awesome
3 - It fills in the time
4 - i get to learn songs i like
5 - my bf kirsty learns guitar as well, she conned me into it actually lol
6 - Its just totally awesome and i love it ;)

guitarr rox ;)
April 22, 2009 at 4:02am
April 22, 2009 at 4:02am
#646364
yay i finally finished 1st chapter of book - Assassin's Eyes ;)

please take the time to read it if you will, it would be greatly appreciated to get some feedback
April 22, 2009 at 2:58am
April 22, 2009 at 2:58am
#646362
My maths teacher, Ms Patterson (Poppin' fresh) will die because

1 - she is a bitch
2 - she makes us write stuff in our books which are already in there coz 3 or 4 people have forgotten it
3 - she is psycho
4 - we want different maths teacher - Ms V ;)
5 - she put mathletics level up to level 4 :(
6 - she uses a whistle in maths class, like wtf?? it aint sport ad we aint fuckin animals
7 - she doesn't explain stuff properly so we can't understand
8 - she makes stupid jokes like if we get out early next day she says if we behave she'll let us out early tomorrow
9 - she is just a stupid dumb bitch who i hate
have i made my point clear yet??
if not well : IFUCKINGHATEYOUMSPOPPIN'FRESHANDIWILLFUCKINGKILLYOU
;)
Other teachers i hate
Mr McGain - He's a pedofile
Frau Haring - She's a bitch (the frau is coz she is german)
Mrs McMahn - She is also a bitch
i think thats it for the minute ;)
hope you enjoyed my rant
April 20, 2009 at 2:57am
April 20, 2009 at 2:57am
#645989
Cheese is good ;)
Cheese is really good.
I thought of something to write in here in English today but forgot it again lol
Vampires and Pirates are cool :D
Maths is shit :'(
Science is good ;), we are learning about Astronomy which is my fav outta those 5 ;)
Here's my dream from last night ;)
The Donkey Riders - like my name??
So basically I was at my Aunty/Uncle's farm and in this pen where they normally have sheep they had donkies and the aforementioned bf Kirsty was there and we were pregnant - WTF? - and some hobo or sumthin told us we had to ride to Ewan McGregors house - WTF? again - which was just down the road and we did and we got there and he answered the door, asked us who we were and why we were there, we told him about the hobo and then he's like ok and then the dream cuts off their lol
LMAO
weird

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