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FANDANGO MOVING ON UP! I-net BLOG/ Consider RE-OPEN 12 DAYS OF BLOGGING/ WINTER 2014
 
  Due space ... cyber space, sillies @ a thing they call BLOG BOARD, am considering re-booting FICTION FANDANGO. Also, did find former arena for viewing latest blog creations from community members.  Who blog along @ the train we may dub http://www.writing.com. At that spot one may still find latest blogs by date & hour. This random thing that swept the site like a cow catcher, never cut it with moi.  Writing seriously comes @ a price.  Not costly in the least, instead a crux quite easy on the eye and mentally relaxing fer sure.

That's the craft for you --- when folks dedicate their works to a degree of ultimate impression for their audience. 'Random' applied like salvage for lackluster pieces clocks in as unfunny, uncanny sameness, tech gear only, buy-this-buy-that, keep up with the Jonses, be a married couple only, paint the white picket fence of online persona clone-ship is history. It always was for a talented ken of authorship. So, if boredom turns you on, personally can't even grasp the concept. Okay?

Previously FANDANGO underwent a major wash & dry, hung out to air since ... summer 2013, when blogs crumbled along with golden rod, last Autumn. A year before --- 2012 @ Teffom Estates came with discoveries which eventually tuned into major news events due revelations from Edward "Scissors hands" Snowden.  International press hounded the guy all the way to Moscow.  What he revealed to the American Public, due a closed and corporate owned media in the States ... went entirely unrelated to domestic spying. A blight on these shores, to be sure.

Suffice, IF TEFF rants, don't think she dislikes EVERYONE.  I don't.  I do run the EVERYONE contests and oh my --- have nerve to dub myself Prez @
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Regionally we can only do our best.  Of course, thru our writing.  Most folks are not active protesters, another thing like even a hint of news (shunned onsite) remains in disfavor nationwide. Oh, yes, my pretties, tis in fact out there like a ground cover of wild geranium. Why, lucky we color ourselves when finding real news, these days.

Hoaxes come, entrapment stories build but common sense lives on in a place you may dub:

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HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Deadline Jan 30 ... @
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  Public thanks to all who entered 2013s Everyone Contests which proves most successful. Yipee!  Completion toward judging winners cicle while R&R (reading & rev) stories soon. Oh boy! Promoting same, holding in hand like Magi-ware then gifting ala Secret Santa.

DONATIONS WILDLY NEEDED FOR CONTESTS.  Please E-mail TEFF.  Comments open @ FANDANGO.

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September 20, 2012 at 10:41pm
September 20, 2012 at 10:41pm
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From: April Sunday
Date: Fri, Sep 21, 2012, 1:56am (EDT+4)
PAULA SPEAKS OUT!

*Pumpkin* *Witchhat* *Leaf*

Hello there, WEB TV-ers ... Hello! ... the HOUSE!
WELCOME TO
CAULDRON TIME! TWENTY-TWELVE!

My boss, and editor, Ms TEFFY spent the day running errands. Later we tucked her into bed with a fine read, ANGELOLOGY by Danielle Trussoni.

Anna Beat Gozoni, who has kindly taken over kitchen chores, producing flavorful, attractive repasts ... and myself hope the above novel will help FANDANGO's owner --- teffom@writing.com. She's beside herself with CAULDRON TIME PREP. TEFFs caught online vapors which generally, so she sez, hurt the right side of her forehead. Plus, since only Gozoni's from Michigan, we're all like guppies rumbling around this year's Autumn Rental. The house we're inside is huge, vast, lined in granite & wood. "As cold as the grave," TEFF sez. We've piled on feather quilts, delivered the nightly cup of hot tea, but still she evades our eyes. She did however state she feels the worst of that prevailing personal problem: namely: her call of being the target of a psychopathic nemesis ... "for many years prior" seems to be evaporating. None of us feel that he-she monster in question is the murdering type. Although, simply saying the word p-s-y-c-h-o-p-a-t-h folks often envision horror flicks, horror genre. The term comes from the Greek, psyche (mind) path (lie.) Mostly all of them are fabulous con artists, according to TEFF who only met one. So her math's a tad iffy. The stats say there are ten out of one-hundred. But as the saying goes ... your next door neighbor might not be a bank robber, but he could be a psychopath. Of course, there's various levels of affection for that personality disorder. In fact today, on his afternoon, news show, on DISH NETWORK, Thom Hartman called a political someone in the news ... Fox certainly defends that feller, day in & day out ... but here @ FANG-DANGO we calls him --- Oven Mitt. Just in case he ever manages to enter a heated debate without those rolling eyes, after he spits the marbles out of his low talk mouth ... he might need one. An oven mit that is.

Well, my first assignment is to REVIEW: THE DIGITAL DIVIDE, a collection of essays, which at first glance gives me an acute headache, too. Easy to decipher, since even the works in this collection of essays, edited by Mark Bauerlein ... are proportionally one-sided. I-net side wins. similar to repugs always controlling the corporate media and search engines, methinks.

RE: 2011 crt, Digital Divide ...Funny ting-toe ... there's a spoof afoot, inside that book, Watsons ... whom don't mind this side-stepping, guessing game in this current, CAULDRON TIME SERIES. AHAH! Even the expert ones end up proving the case for an ongoing, over-praisal cornering digital driven education in public schools, coast to coast.

Q: Hell, why did we (US citizens, PTAs, taxpayers, FIFTY states) ever allow such a gradual decline of intelligence while thinking at first it (electronic lessons, etc) might enhance?

Ans ... we've been sold a bill of goods. Which all marketers, PC manufacturers, who steep on their pitches must be giggling about ... ... er? Inside their penthouses or inside their limos on the way to bailed out banks ... while writing off & laughing at these pitiful, highly under-educated kids who might have to be re-indoctrinated. Let's hope the latter can be accomplished someday, somewhere, someplace, somehow for basic reading. Yes, bereft a screen, keyboard, text plate and a plug into the wall socket, electric PC.
Tsk, tsk, shame on you, Principals. About now, when the ability to read & write joins the cesspool of things to correct in this country ... maybe you can return your pay checks & pay hikes.

So, best try revamping standard methods of learning how to read ... it works! Must it be said from reading skills comes history, geography, science, environmental studies, etc, etc.

Alas, THE DIGITAL DIVIDE primary suggests video games. Yes, LaRue's tally so far from six chapters. And wait until you hear the worst. I still cannot recover.

Arrivederci! Catch you, next time.

30/all

Paula LaRue, Journalista
Visiting from THE ALABAMA COURIER NEWS TIME, a section of THE ALABAMA SLAMMER LOUNGE, a story by author, Mary Moffett

Somebody buy a Kindle story, por favor. Right now, we's working for free. Aint that the truth.
September 19, 2012 at 2:43am
September 19, 2012 at 2:43am
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Alas, Paula La Rue here, Ace Journalista refugee from the great state of Alabama. Owner, creator of FICTION FANDANGO, A WRITER'S BLOG ... Mrs. Moffett places me on the front line this month as FANDANGO introduces scary topics to our reading audiences, far & wide.

This week looking at ties betwixt mind control and such as the I-net. Yeah, not exactly new or a surprise to many. We're not intending to stress issues of privacy loss worldwide, nor to stress out.

So, last week .. I was greeted below with an awful band from a weed-whacker tied around my wrists. Chafed my wrists, but Anna Beatrice Gozoni offers her apologies and kindly smeared both my digits, entire arms with olive oil. Even ... My elbows are smooth as glass. The ploy was symbolic as TEFF literally frees me, unties my hands from acting the questioner. So swinging away from any instinctive, self-censorship clauses RE: unsavory topics and swift article (blog) composition.

Plus, both my hostesses are indeed head over heels with my gift from ALABAMA COURIER NEWS TIMES EDITOR, Sammy Tofuto. He sent his good pal, Mary Moffett teffom@writing.com the _______________ spy cam special for Miss Teffy's treasure chest of news gathering paraphernalia. And she loves it. Anna and I felt the pictures of the diner and the back alley, behind a bank parking lot were a tad boring, but we slid into place with feigned enthusiasm.

Yeah, Security Guard, Anna Beatrice Gozoni today ... shoots around the kitchen spinning her pizza dough above her head like she knows, dear TEFF so damn well. However, FANDANGO entrepreneur, snickers, recalling her tiny scare joke the afernoon of my return to CAULDRON TIME stats. My standing Autumn invite reads .. staff assignments, follow the drill, produce the damn thing. ENJOY FALL! OH, IT's CAULDRON TIME.

TEFF's apt to square off on research since neither one of us condones nor patiently recovers from the horrific loss of msn.com search. Bing sucks, Google a spook for shadows lurking across the vast cyber tapestry, aka world wide webster faster. The new interpreters of digital data or inside homes coast to coast, here in the states remain faster than a mosquito on a scientologist resting atop a dumpster. Him we spotted yesterday morning. Poor guy, seems rather exhausted after walking for miles carrying along that bundle of out-of-sync Hubbard books. Anna Beat Gozoni fed him scrambled eggs on thin wheat toast. Eh, Monday? His eyes returning to focus gradually, but he insists on hiding down there at the far corner of the connecting alley. TEFF always nicknamed that Learn Alley.

While Anna spreads sauce thicker than hypertext ... watching the guy search his flannel shirt, TEFFs fluting around upstairs planning her cabana wear, close of summery nights so fine, no one among our mystery writers misses ... oh the wind blew in off the Bay ... hot as any Santa Anna we'd ever known.. Ya, know?

So, we're hunkering down @ FANDANGO, riding the writers wave
along RESEARCH HIGHWAY, as best we can hope for as expectations soar. Yet, right in front of us, spreads a scene across the mountains. Another spectacular autumn finds us in the witchy mood for scary.

Looking forward to this series? I sure am. Put my time in Tues afternoon, cadged a nap from the sleep induced material. Although, scheduled to plow thru more self appointed experts whose essays leave plenty to be desired inside:

THE DIGITAL DIVIDE:
Arguments for and Against Facebook, Google, Texting, and the AGE of Social Networking. 2011 from
Mark Bauerlein, pioneering digital crassness (emphasis on education trends) inside his DUMBEST GENERATION, a best seller.

THE DIGITAL DIVIDE from Publisher: JEREMY P. TARCHER/ PENGUIN/ NY

Post --- five chapters of headachey style-less, electronic propagandizing ---

Note: These essays, which I (PaulaLaRue perused so far) all --- akin to ultra boring via presentation offering: repeated, outdated persuasion.

O hum, sadness apparent as this book spells ... The complete, probably corporate led death of education as the USA once knew it.

Cause? Digital madness, overpraise of same. Consumer aims/ adverts .. reveals a system greedily gorging on hype. And big bucks from things sold to comply to buying into the superiority of an intrusive cyber landfill.

This digital method of teaching or learning or being slightly better in-the-know because of the I-net ... was always ... maybe yes, maybe no for success. The opposite occurred. True knowledge seekers understand these obvious facts.

Premise -- of CAULDRON TIME/ WRITERS WAR THEME //// OUTLINE WISE???

There is no such thing as "collective intelligence" tauted on
p. 233 from Tim O'Reilly, founder of SafariBooksOnline. More on this later as critique follows.

OR --- UNLESS defined as collected, collectible --- intel ME: info.
Which mass droves of stored info (not all credible/ much pure fiction on the online) is wildly estimated at 14 billion webpages worth. Holy Hannah, Batman!

So what.

Impress FANDANGO!
And this time out, Mark Bauerlein's THE DIGITAL DIVIDE doesn't.

Inside: THE DIGITAL DIVIDE ... appears --- This jump down the throat of Web imbibers for not being educated from grade school onward and upward via PCism ..

Also categorizes them as under-achievers. In and of itself, a cheap shot since it only takes mini-seconds to figure out how to punch a link, hours or weeks to master one's computer. As opposed to twelve years of formal education dropped on OUR USA kids like manna from heaven. Of course, school districts bow down to the Golden Calf. And that is shameful. Since a brain is a precious commodity to enlighten, not slam dunk.

Especially when reading skills are at stake. The book is overcrowded with theories on the lost art of reading well. Never once is mentioned the tie of aspiring to or being considered well-read.

As for gramps or granny-crats, being below the salt or out-of-the loop, e-tech wise. Such ludicrous statements make one's blood run cold when aiming @ anyone over forty these days.

Miss TEFFY puts it ... "Well I never ..." while reading that specific chapter, DIGITAL NATIVES, DIGITAL IMMIGRANTS from: Marc Prensky. Whose written work (therein) is F-grade.

The over the hill, YOU NEED MORE sophisticated connection stuff or services --- clocks in as a grave insult, born, adopted and often believed by I-net readers & writers. Always was awful, valueless ... although flim-flammed folks even bought into constant increases of equipment or ISP (Internet Provider Service) must haves, must buys, must owns .... often as if such consumer driven/ salesmanship ... meant PC needs measuring their own criteria of knowledge ... their intellectual ownselves.

Oui Veigh!

How terrible is this horror, this ultimate scam?

Oh .. tis worse than FANDANGO ever IMAGINED, my friends. Stay tuned.

Shall return, storing six pages of summary for Baurlein's e-essays print anthology, a fictitious non-fiction. The case for the I-net and against electro-education comes thru loud & clear. The so-called experts writing these pieces were automatically spoofed. What a shame we have to read such lousy book to foist these foolish messages out.

Taking Miss TEFFY a headache powder, then later tonight we're feasting on Anna Gozoni's pizza recipes for the start up line of goodies ... during our, expressive ... Annual Cauldron Time.

Signed, Paula La Rue, Off-the-cuff

Welcome to CAULDRON TIME TWENTY-TWELVE!

Just a shutting down, planning a raid on sanity among the masses thass what these folks do to the brain, the facade, the outlook, the aggravation of wasted time becomes false gods before ye. If I had a penny for each crap thing self chosen, avoided on the online, I'd be better off.

Everyone of maturity knew this long already. We come to the WEB for zillions of reasons. Claims for all going same way, same way, only way rule out individuality altogether.

The low talk is all over the online --- Knocking down smarty-up theme,

Playing to popularity of hits in searched venues is their tally ..

And of no educational value whatsoever.

Corporate Buy Me, Buy buy buy consumerism is not educational. Tis marketing/ adverting/ selling FROM & FOR THE FATCATS, MAN!

Now the jumbo mix centers on stealing the privacy. Thass red.

Toodle Loo!

September 4, 2012 at 4:51am
September 4, 2012 at 4:51am
#759973

Below find a conversation taking place betwixt Paula LaRue visiting, Mary Moffett teffom@writing.com ..

WHERE: TEFFOM/ MOFFETT ESTATES

WHEN: IN THE MAWNING EARLY, Spt4, The Tuesday.

WHY: DISCUSSION pertains End of the final summer research, Miss TEFFY does each year prior to Autumn themes. When Halloweeny type stories unfold.

WHICH: Works as trendy nuances compliment and complicate full moon, oft times wiccan theme beside BLUE MOUNTAIN RANGE AS SUMMER WANES ... RESEARCH SPARKS TOPIC AND this year one might notice ties to ... yeah ... news. As in accurate news haps. National however located on the Eastern Seaboard ... so far.

Not knowing where FICTION FANDANGO abides this month FANG-Dango .. is a fine plus for many a topic judged to be too hot to handle. Into the boiling, heated cauldron go names. We name names. Toss tiny orange slips, scraps of papers bearing those names into the pot.

New to Caldron Time? Sure both spellings correctomundo, babycakes.
Well, take a seat, lest we inform youse, yon audience of daring readers of the annual procedures, 'round cheer.

Well, my dears, cackle, cackle .. hee hee hee --- WATCH as:

Into the Caldron go disgruntlement, generally nasty by nature, phony, powerless & evil pertaining their own demise. ALL activities, circumstance, etc ... to look forward to here at FICTION FANDANGO during CAULDRON TIME! Which of it's own holiday volition ... officially opens Sept 21, ends first day of winter ... Dec 21 .. aka Autumn again this year.

OH ITS CAULDRON TIME!

Wishes grow as OUR BLESSED BE fire pit aligns with rocks of towering girth ...

A few chickens await demise ... while meandering, playful squirrels fatten at yon bird feeding frenzy aka the habitat should worry. Tis true. Out of the cauldron pops unbridled silly old blogs, riddled with cartloads of plump tomatoes, presenting nocturnal harvests ala no holds barred when it comes to calling a spade a spade.

We put in a year's worth of time handling silver hand trowels. Dug in, gladly ensconced with growing plants bearing fruit. Ah, pleasant is the garden fare. Blooms aplenty anywhere you look.

Below one shall imbibe the smoke of discontent from a population who admits they wax either flabbergasted or fearful by the turns toward 1900s ... all during the ending days of the summer of twenty-twelve. They are correct. Due observation prior to the complacency of a thing they call TOP SECRET AMERICA (which created jobs for only elite individuals not the common man located here in the states.)

Our history stands for itself, can't be erased. Now, guv-mint and so-called billionaire-ship, corporate media & what passes as a tax-evading ONE percent* terminology wise crest each major American city as a plot to return to a non-union American way of living bereft equality & privacy.

Why even food stamp programs were cut in July of TWENTY TWELVE, a fact beyond amazing.

However, examine the root cellar comes to mind. Thus, librarian, historic journalist, reporting ala a premise what is indeed written into the white lines.

Enough, about new theme (Yeah --- SCARY!!!) for the month of Sept 2012.

As for August, I tired & tried, cried & cried on the personal. Double Dutch ongoing dilemma on the downside, hope to never experience such terrible feelings of anger, anguish with constant worry again. And hoping they will not ever shadow my doorstep for the blessed years left to one serious, healthy old broad. Lil Ole Miss TEFFY!

Now, plans to make, parties, dinners, recipes to retrieve. Maybe on the private slant as avenging angels cast feathery brilliance against the worst robotic, sinful ones .. Perhaps best to think crow is better served and eaten raw for the likes of your kind whom galled moi repeatedly upon our pates since Nov of 2010. A very long time to take a chunk from humans whom your contrived, conspiracy affected. WHEN shall there be compensation for what you put people thru with glee? Thus a secret. Well kept with a Southern sunny view.

To whom it concerns ... May God take your soul. You've had your fun, manipulated, controlled for one year, nine months. 635 days with sleepless, true justifiable heartbreak suffered by the handful you thought to diminish. Hell nothing like a wintry day when psychosomatic symptoms like dizziness, depression, loss of appetite, heart palpitations (etc) plague my last nerve, toss one into bed for sheer recovery from ordeals rendered by such horrible creatures whom applaud their deeply entwined, seven deadly sins --- whom carelessly inflict pain & suffering upon minds and heart strings. Purposely accomplished ... dubbed manipulation all along. Year six of that get-shorty path revised in 2011/12. Too much, too long we call it on the private homefront.

Eventually a tie to CAULDRON TIME!
YOU live it you may write about same. Oh, it hurt. Merely, slight satisfaction for psychopaths, who do not feel. Looks like a hobby almost what they instigate upon folks.

HARK!!! WE THE PEOPLE ... understand the nature of the body, soul, mind. Observing, hardly condoning the thems' adroit cunning and bullying (coercion) via well placed remarks and letters, and actions. Then even spy-chosomatic evidence (tapped phone? ETC!!) shaky legs .. all announced or delivered as moonlit nights multiplied. Then more things were dished out BY YOURSELVES to those whom asked you to lighten up. I speak now to the two mean spirited uncaring ones.

Asked? Pleaded, in point of fact.

Pay the Piper my ex-friends, honestly can't call you to diner like the rest of the family. You'd Medici the food on a person's plate for selfish, self important, prideful gain. Money worshipers, meet greed, whom used to be much better. Kinder, perhaps, not so deadly. Emotionally speaking is here to stay.

On this blog we will examine lists of traits composing definitions for psycho-mind ... path GREEK also --- lies. Falsehoods, sins evident. Spelled correctly, easily categorized, note: p-s-y-c-h-o-p-a-t-h. Wallow into it those creeps ... your own damn nosy, selves. Should you tap into this blog, of course. The above paragraphs on the personal side.

Sorry, yon viewers, I digress.

Not this audience.

A character in DON'T RISK IT ON BRISKET sues a psychopath. Her gang? Well ... no longer in beeswax. All disgraced.

Too bad, huh?

Well, here's more juice. Paula shall take over now. Assist @ the helm. As a cranky, fed up, tell-it-like-it-be, audacious, sarcastic, achy dame in question withdraws to her boudoir intact.

WORD: Recovery came in a flash on Labor Day, the Sunday, Sept 3, year of Our Lord .. AD 2012. Continues thru Spt 7, Fri, Sat Spt 8.

And with it comes strength.

Au revoir!

Sent e-mail message
Tue, Sep 4, 2012, 7:47am

PAULA'S VISIT

TEFF greets: "Paula! Paula La Rue as I live & breathe. What a surprise!"

Enter Paula LaRue, straight from the beach: "Exhale and the world expects a laugh, round cheer. TEFF! Place is as empty as   ...

TEFF: "As ..... the best of the news, FANDANGOs been holding back since TUESDAY!!"

"Dimwit, it is Tuesday."

"Really? Oh, I had the major depression .. again, damn it all.

"Where you been, hon."

"To hell and back chile. Oh its deep."

Well there's plenty of space up in here ... it's creepy, Miz Teffy. Empty as ... empty as .. ?

"A lark."

Mz Paula LaRue goes: "A lark?

"My beloved had one once. One of his first cars. A beast. Yeah, a Lark. Faded Studebaker red, three speed on the column, difficult to drive.

La Rue, inquisitive: "Difficult, Teff?

Miz TEFFY: "The pits, Paula. Listen, Miss Journalista, you know the crazy prelude to CALDRON TIME, a yearly express lane of extravaganza themes on this here blog? Renown for fiction serials. You do know the drill. You look great La Rue, BTW."

"Ah? Merci. Thanks for sending me this headband, hand crocheted with holes so I can slip my hair here hither and yon toward the world beyond. Where's FANDANGO SUMMER gone to, these days, anyways?

"Really darlin, we give up hollering ... toward the world beyond?" La Rue spins, gabs a chair leg from giant Inet tables ... pointing like cupid arrow at a fun-times, spantastic, webtv non plastic ... PRELUDE TO CALDRON TIME! "Redheads fear not sunny days. But I notice your sun hat collection is keeping your hair ... well ...

BRUNETTE!!!

Lets combine Thom Hartman take with Psychopath and ... you know .. I snail mailed you the Expose, non fiction ...

NO!!! Too dangerous.

Aw, please? Pretty please. Oh, what of 'my pretties' in readership land? Why not tell the CROWD, La Rue --- OH IT'S CALDRON TIME!!!"

Corporation big wigs, shadow g-mint think-to-spy tanks, toss in lobbyists, banksters, heartless? Hey, sure there's ties. Tis called elitism."

Yeah yeah yeah. Yada yada yada ... spy-chopath test take 2 like psychopath (aka sociopath which Thoms calls a softer sounding word, version, ditch of even more common sense ...

Well and you know that sci cult -- olll ole oooo garchy worsen mormon rhetoric with modern angels ... Christ, sell me another one Mrs Moffett. You hear me, gal?

TEFF spies, La Rue invading the liquor cabinet. "Sure help yourself to some Scotch. My treat."

"Don't combine those subjects in question, Miss Fandango. NO!!! NOO!!! Noo, you'll scare well: pants off em honey child."

Come on? So it is only in Autumn? Last month of summer, read something hokey, spooky & sane. My MO yearly as summer wanes. Later, by October, Shocktober, I kinda morph into seasonal theme. Every year, don't I just? Then too, let us consider -- Sanity to recognize downfall of the country ... ah .. awareness of the citizens ... OCCUPY!! As in now ... like happening? Right scary --- fearful .. icky .. what? This fascist nationalization ... uh draconian nation?

Okay, Derby Derringer and I are game. Then we note that .. those combos .. only lightly. You hate scientology.

Besides over 8 million of em whop-ass nutcases --- Everyone does. It's mind control with inhumanity .. a greedy, financial driven agenda. A total sway from individuality. No doubt."

AND??? Are we outlining September theme, by any chance?"

Eh. Weather wise during Mother E's environmental crisis? Sporadic rain came again, damp, white on white, white lines inhumane between the lines, no more little guy. Tahell wit the middle class. US populations wary as survival beckons. A-ye-ah. In the main and commons unclaimed. Due to Inet-intentions, corp owned/ controlled mass media -- and sell out congress. We've no candidate to vote for this year. Hasn't really been logical. We know the sham. Tis flim-flam ... low talk. Jive absent. Barely a spark."

"Now take that kindling pile over yonder. Thass cedar. Red as a hair on my head. You see, I aint arrived all the way up here from Alabama Slammer Lounge to become a missing Miss La Rue. Maybe Sept's start is simply betwixt time. So, plotting, organization, lists to cover and insert ...all wax prelude to Cauldron Time SIX?

Sixes & sevens. I guess, luv. My favorite season, Autumn. Viva Caldron Times!

Oh, mine too, Mrs Moffett.. Ah, yeah, with you thass a given. You're a seasonal writer, oh great Cauldron Time creator."

Oui. Probably so.

Listen, TEFF .. how far back does she go, our female flag to the world .. FANGDANGOs VERY First Caldron Time began when now?"

"MZ TESS! WHY is your eyes a bulging lie-gat?"

TWO THOUSAND SEVEN.

Oh. TWENTY-SEVEN!!

La Rue ... is there a point to this shoddy questioning? Seriously?

No. Well FANG DANGOs Autumn, er CAULDRON TIME THEME this year.Can you break it down a tad? Just wondering, boss."

Paula! Your white skirt, full, wrinkled from riding. We've installed the find-em-meters. There's a squareness inside your right pocket. You walk IN here wearing a spy cam? Oh, La Rue. Et tu Brute? Oui veigh!

"Okay. Well, well, well. I've an explanation."

TEFF: My my my my my.
Hmm.

Miss LaRue, kindly put your hands behind your back.

Who the hell are you?

"LaRue, doll, meet Anna Beatrice Goezon. Hired @ FICTION FANDANGO, A WRITER'S BLOG SPOT ... Labor Day, TWENTY TWELVE!!

To be continued, yah?

Edited/ open Saturday, Spt 8 '12 ... Less personal guaranteed? Maybe yes, maybe no.
PS: Rather avoid para-psychology, psychology in short story fiction over the years. However there comes a time in the days & nights occupation known as Bildungsroman. So, when next one notes moi touching upon same as this blog theme: PAULAs VISIT ... realize this.

RE: This country's trends. Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to skirt dire straights nor to observe the bum's rush.
August 30, 2012 at 5:52pm
August 30, 2012 at 5:52pm
#759697




RE: Post Isaac landfall for Aug 29/30/ 2012 --- For informative details RE: landfall, flooding, evacuation lists & orders concerning gulf states of:

Louisiana, Alabama & Mississippi & Florida --- see the following article carried on msn.com.


** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only **

Quote:

" Dam collapse feared due to Isaac; thousands evacuating - U.S. News

Address:

http://msntv.msn.com/news2/handler.ashx?url=http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/0...

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ISAAC details as a large, wide 'cane. Thursday (8/29/12) an evacuation of 50,000 Louisiana residents began after Isaac, a category one hurricane made landfall in the Gulf. The above article supplies how evacuation lists grew, what areas flood, etc.

Radar indicates Isaac is moving slowly @ 45 mph. A situation dubbed churning, apt to dump record amounts of water. Although, parts of N'Orlans experience a break in precipitation, a complimentary slide show reveals scenes reminiscent of Katrina. People are wading in streets with water up to their armpits. While rescue attempts underways show boats instead of cars patrolling neighborhoods.

FANDANGO wishes all well for health and safety. Of note: Isaac struck almost a year to the date, seven years after Katrina, a hurricane 3 upon impact (landfall) in 2005.

US History: Katrina's situation angered many American & European viewers watching from afar as that disaster unfolded with a major stall from the GWB administration.
In fact one of the first vessels to arrive post the hardest hit New Orleans ever took (Katrina) was indeed British. This rescue attempt came about by sailing the Mighty Atlantic from Her Majesty's Royal Navy, from England. Arriving post War of 1812 bearing opposite intent in New Orleans.

Oh, N'Orlans, not again. They shall play-down by comparison to Katrina. Thanks to your voices & documentaries we know parts of your tales of heartbreak. Shame about your schools and oil leaks blew our minds rom afar.

Fandango feels for you. Ladies, hunker down, kids be strong, your entire population be blessed.
Men, tis on your shoulders.

When the UK lines up ships outside the city back in 2005 .....

At the time --- When the Brits approached the stricken, destroyed city the White House finally, reluctantly took notice.

In this report (above link) sponsored by Reuters/ AP/ NBC and USA NEWS/ msn ... brief headlines ... squirt news .... with dialogue yet ... Aigh Veigh!

Sure, available on msn.com we are treated to a really loony, unjustifiable remark from (accordingto this combined news passing article) an NBC reporter. Whom Fandango guesses is not on the scene.

Unlisted in the article byline ... but quoted nonetheless, "NBCs, DLee, an unknown cyber, whomever .. and employed whatever ... states as follows:
(Aug 30/2K12) "We're hearing from stores here that they're planning to open later today."

Fandango --- how's that, dear?

The unsigned article continues with a feel-fuzzy quote "This area relies on tourism and they don't want to miss out on that Labor Day Weekend travel."

Did that info come up on a bing search? For giftshops?

FANCY FANFANGO realizes implied --- gawl head, try crawling along battered & water laden aka FLOODED highways ... yon American consumers ... you obey your instincts ... hell, why not come dine with us? Ahah! A foolhardy quip is mean. Uncalled for. Why did they (?) need padding?

You know, Lee should go, split hairs, heck ... sell black market fresh towels, become a motel rep who used be a name among five or more sources.

Well, a non driving warning is way out of line. Advocates ok down here. Oh its on, babycakes. ISAAC FLOODS N'ORLANS 8/2012. BREAKING news, not over. Far off is a done deal. Instantaneous, out of the ball park rhetoric is pure bunk if applied.

Happening == Breaking News. Watch for another gag order on weather channel, folks. Watch them bury the story. What we aint got major canes, there's no climate crisis?

Selling vacation safety is foul. Lee do you see anyone not wading? Taint right ... Shut up, pull up and enjoy the cuisine ... Labor Day Weekend?

Now take reporters making up reporters to quote. Geezuz!
Totally dirty pool.


Lee's callous, devil-may-care remark ... Should not be inside the article.

And shows a complete disregard for a dangerous situation, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Akin to that past, callous outlet of the gurj bu cartel of Aug 29- Sept 7 --- 2005. Perhaps these syndicate reporters are better off in Miami hobnobbing within fakir, taxevader, popularity flow of another item .. uh in the news.

Pictures below also from msn. barely paint an entire picture of a city and nearby parishes currently under the thumbnail of Isaac & aftermath. Whereas, N'Orlans mayor, calls for hundreds of national guard troops to combat looting as early as Wed, Aug 28.

Ah well corp media as usual ... but in the Gulf of Mexico ... the beat goes on.

Prayers to all affected & fare thee well. To our Gulf States: GOOD LUCK!!

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Not the time to talk TEFF. So following this story, arm chair wise.

PS: As a person who drove under three hurricanes in three days.

People enroute are at risk. Most folks skirt major catastrophe or possibilities thereof. Surges, record rainfall, slides, high winds, torrential rain seldom beckon campers, truck drivers, busdrivers, nor the stranded hunkering down. Common sense knowledge. Ah, the giddy all lined up ... taint a spectacle to return on one's vacae. Taint Mardi Gras.

They're, up in cyberville, spinners, em fatcat press/media owned/ controlled sharers of REUTERS/ AP /NBC NEWS/ US NEWS/ MSN //// whipping out lukewarm photos. Seems blurbs, short pieces pull & lead as .... actually non informative by a long shot.

PLAYED DOWN IS ARROGANT!

Shame on you!

Do recall Hurricane Dennis stayed in NC quite a spate, days spent undecided @ first on final die-rection. Miss TEFFY, Mary Moffett's S accent.

Talk back at me, send emails. I'll gladly report the goings on right here, ya'll.

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oh, help me Jesus. Folks be helped and blessed. Amen!

Now as for googleegump, bingbingbing .. popularity of article most read ... making top seed spots on THEIR SEARCH ENGINES ... if this one is unwritten on the online ... it can't be hit.

Eh, the based on popularity METHOD of a current topic or important one geographically is not going by hits. It is going by their choice ... LED! In the mean time try finding accurate or simply more information for the 2012 Hurricane slamming the GULF STATES!!!

ISAAC SETTLE DOWN!

Yesterday note CNN offers no environmental caption. Entertainment's there as big donars wine & dine glued to cnn political pent house, category wise, of course.

Why not both? Ans. US CLIMATE CRISIS IS PLAYED DOWN BY CORP MEDIA.

TO CONTRIVE ANY AUGUST 29/30, 2012, SEVEN YEAR POST KATRINA LUKEWARM COVERAGE PLOY is in and of itself a tragedy.

So right now, where I'm sittin, sweehearts ... look back at THE KILLING FIELDS, the movie when John Malkavich is in Cambodia hollering about how they buried the story, his story. We aint got much news, or info on this topic ... blasted Isaac. The Internet is dead anyways. FANDANGO HOPES/ WISHES / PRAYS marauding ISAAC is not as bad. Survival is keen.

Email -- teffom@writing.com if you are in any of the affected areas. Thank you.

Viewing these, one would assume that major news syndicates could produce better photos on the scene.


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Isaac tracks through the Gulf of Mexico

Address:


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FULL MOON up to MOFFETT ESTATES, where moonlight trips the lights Fandango. Hell yeah, we love N'Orlans. Know about the Angels.


Meanwhile on Mother E beat ... recognize:

GREED causes many major or minor mishaps upon our shores. It cannot stand.

Perhaps in casepoint to ponder.

30/all

Signed, Mary Moffett.
Copyrt below.

HELP!!! HELP!!! I NEED A PRESS PASS!

Hey, do you think so?

Yeah, safer that way.

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August 28, 2012 at 1:05pm
August 28, 2012 at 1:05pm
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CHEERIO!

August 11, 2012 at 11:46pm
August 11, 2012 at 11:46pm
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OH IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

Kinda wiped out. Before proceeding to those waste-of-c-space, DISCARDED Emails, a short list, really ..

Have this to say ... I've a suspicion forming that padding a News Alert Brief with extra verbiage .. spells more $ per word.



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Date: Sun, Aug 12, 2012, 3:00am (EDT+4) official copyrite. Email sent to and written by Mrs. Mary Moffett.

APPEAL: Readers seeking more of my works are cordially pointed to purchasing short stories from my e-anthology list @ amazon. com ... via Kindle Direct Publishing, listed above in this intorduction for "Invalid Item. With thanx.

TITLE: JOURNALISM 101 -- WHEN RANT
BY MARY MOFFETT

WHAT -- Cleaning discarded news feeds from email files.

WHEN -- Aug 6-12-12 Post Online Sabbatical, a total absence of 91 days.

WHY -- Outdated/ crowded arena of unreads or uncared about articles.

WHO -- Mary Moffett

WHERE -- At my house, sillies.

Audiences might agree after cleaning up email, a basic webtv term, such a chore spouts from reader preference. Intriguing journalistically sound articles may be few or far inbetween during summertime Twenty Twelve.

What freaking newspaper are these in & when is a horse of a different color. Thus, a public seeks their own news sources these days & for years.

Yon London Murdock News of the World closing merely one summer past .... prompts:

PEOPLE! WHERE IS OUR NEWS?

CITIZENS, WHERE IS OUR HISTORY?

WHERE IS HISTORY LEADING US these days, hhhmmm?

"Perchance in casepoint to ponder, methinks."

Well, FANDANGOs chronological presentation shall show, plus the incoming feeds this month --- how titles trip over their own big feet in brief news alerts from NYTimes. Better yet an archive grows like mold on a stale beer on a crispy early autumn wind @ 12 knots.

Subtitle topic: GIVE US A DATE!!!

Anchors or reporters in print might consider ceasing to lead with ... Yesterday, today, tomorrow, MON< TUE< WED< THURS< FRI< SAT< SUN and for the love of God, Most Kind, let us hear and see the date.

*8/11/12 Spot cutesy, an electronically shared e-article .. without a date .. from NBC, MSN, AP, who are sueless @ that point as there is no date on this specific article on the MSN homepage .. uh, guessing all of this week? Dateless like all the rest. Watch some little bald guy two blocks back whip out a pocket calendar ... while a teen or her lookalike mother backtracks on any brand handheld.

Hear Ye!! Coddle me not by deciding to: A. Give out the real news, which people simply reduce to:
B. "There isn't any."

Oh not Fiction Fandango. Whhooooooo shiver me timbers, acknowledges unsupplied dates piss me off when the article is beginning ... thus please include. Such ploys as: Dated Aug 2012 is irrelevant like all the rest. So all these three publications (above) are e-claiming an AP article by ... ??? without a known known date in Aug, 2012. By Fandango standards, thass ripe.

FANDANGO SUMMER:

Now, ya'lls up there in cyberville heaven who act like your ploy of pushing disinformation without citation is bad enough. Please go with .. Aug 8 (most viewers know what day it is and some of the good ones seem embarrassed not announcing such as Sept 1, aloud.

Carry on. So in two years time how shall researchers find Tues or last Sat exactly?

That bothers me almost as much as the Oven Mitt tie to El Salvador's cleansing of nearly 70K, aka genocide. Thanx, Huffington Post. Breaking News on Democracy now ... Aug 10, 2012.

Truth be told via fact location by fudging these dates e.g. @ Aug 2012, you are creating a grave injustice. Anyways, often ... Online stuff disappears faster than a crow on Mrs Murphy's clothesline, my friends.

Correction stated. Adhere.

Try: Blast Aug 9 --- 91 degrees. Thursday.

Now, here's the bugaboo with almost all methods splitting from the rules (a code) ...

Come on now

A Rule of what ... say what now? ... ho ho ho .. WHEN? DATE! Strict rule of journalism which should be followed aloud, supplied inside via paragraphs for articles or series. Criminy, just give the old lady on the porch a lousy accurate date. PLEASE! Will it kill you?

Oh right, here's one .... Month/ digit/ year ... how hard is this for you fools.

Allright, calmer. The date was April Fools, my pretties, TEFFYs feeling randy, hanging on verb scrimmages & sultry wafts from the San Anita .. tonight, AUGUST 11, 2012.

Thing about DISCARDED Es well aint that why they is ... all tossed, these bygone, unwanted news feeds .. for non memorable breaking news with headlines as long as the I-95 corridor.

TEFFs Tally -- Toss: 12-15 sports alerts May-Aug 2012 .. dates missing .. 'cept in my notes. Cackle.

Graciously relaxing at last after ... a so so Saturday keyboard sting down by the sea produces a July 2011 headline overdose by using writer led excessive wording.
Suggest: Shorten headline titles. Timewise for the discards, reads, morphs to a three day look-see, when my webtv schedule turns up a relevance to what happens in one slim year of repug govs on the rise, of hydraulic gas fracking out of control & OIL & GAS still tax breaked ... now with a scandal in ... Aug 2012. A FRACK FINANCIAL FRAUD BUST is in the making.

Meanwhile? Uh, how's yon we the dedicated, we whomever search our own news by topic in the IT era.

Used to be it was on the radio, in the papers, on the tv. Ah, fer shame polecat/ politico, multimillionaire, greedy corporate owned & dictated broadcasters, etc.

You dare demean MILLIONS of average persons, when tax evaders hold hands out for free reign, guvmint grants ... for Ruination committed on an entire country these days, state by fallen state, city by city. If all that hype, lack of important stories, coverage we once had ... noticably stays propagandized from dummydowners.

Woe is us, what shall we do?

Used to be a problem's approaching as in there goes the nation ... folks became informed. Hah, stolen nuance for today. Not everyone looks things up, ya know, uh ... on the netski.

Damn this dishonest presentation of public knowledge not from CIA coffers ... however there are records which are accurate. Be wary you liars ... lest ye not outsmart us.

Be aware, Fandango fans, this month considering tuning to a way to present real news on the online ... once more, so tis maintained, recorded. Even nutshelled.

Tonight's lesson? Starts with 'when' ...

My my. Quasi journalism, alive & well ... premises building.

Buenas noches, cybervillagers.

Sleep those good dreams while you can. Yes, shall write the pieces, blog on, share stories found. Speculate, compile, opine, record ... what lingers aloft .. in a cloudy vault of discontent for Yours Truly. To the like-minded, no we aint alone. EVERYONE knows the country is a mess as austerity cuts grow, while union replacement, privitization, charter schools, environmental upheavals build. Coast to coast.

In TWENTY TWELVE safe to say ... they took our savings (2008} enmasse,

Our homes,

Our livelihoods,

Our children to serve perpetual, unjust war occupations,

WE took away .. THEIR Drastic foodstamp reduction --- 2012

WE THE PEOPLE never really start using national healthcare passed in 2011 or 2012.

On Aug 11, 2012, Sec of State Hilary Clinton pledges $5.5 mil aide to Syrian REBEL side.

COMING SOON: NEWS VIA April Sunday notations on current affairs in a kit and caboodle style for entertainment purposes. So readers shall not be asked to fall out of their seats with boredom, so hopefully memory is gleaned. Compliments are an option in comments area, a sign I reached all 90 who hit this blog from offsite ... yes, comments are now open. I think you an join & comment on Fandango, if you feel you must.

Oh, we hear: the news, absence of news, a constant complaint. Alas ala worrisome yet laid back delivery ... You are cordially invited to READ ALL ABOUT IT! Partake of possible messages involving crisis .. costly unjust Middle East actions, ongoing upheavals of various shapes, forms, trauma ... stateside also ... fraught with lax EP standards ... covering federally fifty states!!!! ... Which, by God, nation, we cannot escape.
30/all

My wish tonight is that a qualified press will offer me assignments for real cash. Sure would dig a column. Now, that'd float my boat. Oh hell yeah.
August 9, 2012 at 9:36am
August 9, 2012 at 9:36am
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GOOD MORNING NICE AUDIENCE.

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FANDANGOs in the HOUSE, Ladies & Gentleman! Nice Audience, let us continue, pleaser?

OKAY, bright morning out my way & I am about to undertake harvesting Artemisia strands ... here in a minute. BUT --- besides the other Aug Blog about Discarded Emails from news alerts sent to one hard case, grumpy old broad, known to criticize a postage stamp .. that bloggeroo is still under edit stats. Thus an upcoming essay/blog includes a sum from May 12 to July 31, 2012. My sabbatical became a fabulous time out, bereft all online participation.

Novel & non-fiction perusal goes on & on, despite I-net complacency from Yours Truly. Often shared here in commentary or reading suggestions whenever libraries supply the very best.

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Meanwhile, housecleaning this blog, owned by moi. Thus observe by lingering on wc this morning, am smitten by a title called: THE FUN HOUSE, displayed for nearly two days straight, far right column as if the only pen in THEIR Sponsored Items. Probably depends whose on staff prior to shift change among the wakeful. Prompting imagining about six midgets patting each other on the back, working overtime @ 2 a.m. EST, as Allenclown, a hot, packed to the gills, PA city is only a stones throw from my spot on the Eastern Seaboard. Allentw-twull- downtown, kwoun, kwlloun --- OUCH! Allentownclown... in Lehigh County, home of wc. (Thought there was a move to Newark, unsure. Out of any loop, PTL!)

Sorry I digress.

Here's how the story goes: Two conspirators dive under their desks, hide from overhead spy lenses. Whispering ensues as they align their newby guys, all gone yellow clones, no doubt. Of course with approx. ten lines of lousy romantic or suicidal poetry betwixt the lot.

I'm kidding.

Maybe the conversation goes something like this.

Member/ user Prolific goes --- Hey, Honest Wanna Bee, how many guys do you have?

Honest Bee: Oh, come on now. Are you teasing me ... Prolific? Awe shucks, you know me, always humble humble ... only five and four are already pegged for instant promotion. So there! Two ... uh ... Sharpasnails and Johneeslate are only one month old. My precious babies. I I I *Heart* them all. All thirty, actually.

PROLIFIC: Really? BTW, who are you planning on picking apart today. Anyone I know?

Honest W Bee: Me, trash someone who can't write? ALL WRITING NEEDS IMPROVING!!! Better stop looking over my shoulder, Pro. Besides, I already heard you got busted for aiming your camcorder into peoples' houses. How did that work out, anyways?

PRO: Bite your tongue off, Honest Wanna Bee .. best not tell all these unknown/ known secrets. ALL R MEMBERS R safe. Shame on you. I do my own thing. THEY don't know about my non-stale stuff. My last short story has all 5 *Star* rates and I wrote that one in 2004. Hah hah! Oh, I meant lol.

BEE: Well, your drive-bys ... are legend by now. You actually went to folks houses. That was totally uncalled for. Damn, I I I AM using 'that' too much. Sorry. Pretend you didn't see me use an adverb. They're not allowed. Reviewers can't handle them. All about adverb-placement-punctuation for the illiterate. Don't forget to emphasize the need to LEARN HOW 2write. A staff requirement.

PRO: Shut up. I know the lead rules. I do DO the party-line thing, smartass.

BEE: Just cuz you did a simple google search and followed the gps on their car tags ... those drive by snoops .. geese what a risk. YOU better watch yourself. Besides, the entire staff already knows --- hee hee --- you aint a bit prolific, Prolific.

PRO: Not to worry, I've grand colors, 950 blog comments for only one blog, I only hope you never get in double Dutch twubble.

SILENCE!!!

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Looky here, crowd! Up top it states --- TEFF GOES WILD IN 2012.

Very pleased with amount of increased views. Odd though runs the Merit Badge Column on the far right of the wc-er home page. Although ... them thar they-theys gave me like 14 rev badges, my total of these gems, purchased by OP ... tally approx 40. (See, I'm a fine writer since 1999 when I turned to seriously compiling a novel & always felt I cut my teeth on .. and developed a style for my fiction then. With the short stories listed above on Kindle, thass evident. Actually in the eight years as member, maybe saw myself over in that persnickety place .. meritorious window .. uh thrice?

One year I called myself TEFF not a poster child. Another year TEFFs GONE FISHING. Sometimes: Paula LaRue. Sure, aint alone, zillions of penname extras out there. The better one scripts stories or articles around these parts the less likely to need a promotion which is THEIR word, which we're told not to mention in any way shape or form. But, yes insulting to tons of members her or already left the scene of the crime ages ago. Here's another funny story. Earlier in TWENTY-TWELVE, no secret, while judging a blog blowout a blue case, honest to Gawd! kept repeatedly using 'noone.' If someone let the guy know that nobody is a word he could become acquainted with, I've no idear, my dears. Giggled a tad bit, thought it best to let a bluecase use noone. Hell, next year he'll edit a dictionary and once more we'll all be treated to even more dummy-downing. However, not evryone here is in fifth grade like OP adults grandchildren.

Worse, once felt that maybe the stupidity in the digital charter school surround was causing this lead em to ignorant slaughter. However, reading on Generation X in June .. an awakening came to pass.

Yes, word on the street became for socialnetworking that ... reducing the premise, mind you ...

Forties feel a need to stay young, so they connect with their offspring in an electronic savvy realm. Who gains from an E-Decade after E-decade? Sadly very few, but they think they do . Thus Cyberville's a way of life for many. Then cellphoners, texters shout out --- Oldtimers read books.

When, same time TO-DAY!! Yon gifted, gabbers among any intelligentsia amongst the throngs, will gladly point out blatant foibles that the e-world or I-net only or digital era is not at all the most praiseworthy. NOPE, NOT in the least, buddy. EVERYONE knows that. In fact, the opposite is factual. ALL FROM A non-fiction: 2004 -- updated version, Titled ---> THE DUMBEST GENERATION. Great read with tons of explanations for the overtly mundane.

ON OTHER WEBSITES AIMED TO CODDLE WRITERS .. seldom is the Silas Marner, Wuthering Heights, ALL BRONTE Lovers or LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE .. admission, citation ... theme for books read by the staff and siters ... used at all. Most spots go right TTT (to the top) by offering literary discussions other than what could be found in a prison library.

For the life of me, can't figure that one out. Can you? Who can't make it to a library these days? Who can't visit a used book sale? Well, the incarcerated. YIKES!!!
And the saying goes these cons work with online PCs. Not a surprise, sorry. End 8/11/12 add-on.


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During the EXTREME HEAT -- Last month, I bought a sewing machine, brand new. AND almost finished a cardigan. Wow, this morning ... recalling my short story: HANDS ACROSS THE NEEDLES, when Mary Moffett ... fell into British slang. Suffice, few (onsite) understood the piece.

Ah well, carry on, yon talented authors. To each his own.

BE CREATIVE TODAY! Hell, why not?

Even in yon garden, which certainly drives the yard guys nuts. Too bad, huh? Well, we had a brief run-in yesterday. Oh, my Gawd! I can't even think about it right now. Well, maybe later? I'll spill the beans. Maybe yes, maybe no?

* YES!!! Avoiding nasties of non merit nor worth.

Know this --- WORD TO THE WISE

WE'RE ALL FREE @ *Heart* LET FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION RING!!!

30/all
August 8, 2012 at 9:44am
August 8, 2012 at 9:44am
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BREAKING NEWS --- AS RICHMOND BURNS .... ACCORDING TO DEMOCRACY NOW .. next on 11am -- EST ...

Aug 8 --- Citizens can view ... As a HUGE BLACK CLOUD drifts across city & burbs as Chevron Officials go dark by apologizing for trite, curt replies. When clearly they own these blazing buildings.

Here & now view a catastrophe underway. Our hearts go out to citizens in the Bay Area.

Community Organizer, Andres Organi on the scene notes Chevron's current tax defaults, reports Chevron's hiring of Nigerian Army members to "kill" locals. Organi suppplies this info to Amy Goodman. As air quaolity & land destuction ensues all TV viewers can see the films of the city of Richmond ... undefire, a place where heavy crude from Canadian Tar Sands refining ... now annilates breathing safely and this towering blaze looks akin to nearly out of control. Writtten by teffom@writing.com
AUG 8/12

GOOD LORD!!! MY GAWD, GOOD LUCK!!

At first thought this was Richmond, VA* one of my fav haunts .. off the I-95 south, burnt to the ground during the War of Northern Agression.

Today's war is geographically @ home as utility/ mining/ petrol conglomerates escape environmental standards, which actions nowadays are rewarded while conducting unsafe practices and skirting previous EP laws. The later, THEY WATER DOWN.

MORE ON THIS BREAKING NEWS ... holy Toledo ... my friends.

* ANCHORS --- STATE, RICHMOND, CALIFORNIA ... everyone in traffic just pulled over on the Eastern Seaboard.

Nobody needs a second burning of Richmond in the news. What happened to can't conduct mining in residential areas ...? Follow the gas fracing, watch GASLANDS, a 2011 Doc from native Pennsky-ite, Josh Fox.

Interseting to see how this plays out in Cally. Hoping for a non blazing fire, praying likewise.

August 7, 2012 at 8:47pm
August 7, 2012 at 8:47pm
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Officially offline for the last three monts . return to arena ...
Aug 7 .. 2K12

Hello the HOUSE!!

This blog also avialable via webtv affiliation above where Miss Teffy is the sole polecat just a-lurking.

TITLE: YESTERDAY, TODAY & TOMORROW


Date: Mon, Aug 6, 2012, 10:04am (EDT+4)
To: FICTION FANDANGO
PENNAME: PaulaLaRue
aka MARY MOFFETT in the flesh,m feeling feisty

Subject: Discarding Es
Ahah, ha ha .. take your general finger fielding power of discarding email. Sure, brings up a topic relevant to choice pertaining to interest. While on the other hand deciding on personal scope also shows what bunk stands out at various news capturing entities. Who are most likely attempting appealing to readers via these peculiar squadrons of either zesty or mundane articles.

RE: PERSONAL --- At the outset, it's been awhile since last using the Inet by choice, as the mess around of purposely leaving an online fraught with discrepancies of late .. out of my loop entirely, the en lasted Most of May, June, & July until this very eve Here's the return to insaniyt ... since a lover of the printed reads, while steadfastly at will composing fiction/ nonfiction things unshared internationally ... might this audience please nod in my die-rection a spate.

When shuffling 91 days of email be informed not referring to sensational stacks of info entertainment at this time, since nobody forces me to abide such hogwash. Rather filtering what they sent moi in a time period inclusive of my previous online absence. Not that anyone missed the likes of one, outspoken, tough old broad. For I shall be the first to tell the world my adroit opposition to flowing along on an Internet river. Which often occurs for some perhaps because they've dunked their own damn selves into news surfing. The latter often passing as online research However, when uncanny cyber waterfalls spit one onto hard rock reality below the dam of popular digital communication be YEE aware of millions whom go without said addiction. Breaking from such a thing is as easy as touching the nose on your face above the lip line, which carries into speech by typing. Yeah, one often confers, acts toward compiling blogs, writes articles, researches stuff, posts in forums, send emails, etc. According to greedy corporate mass media who sell these ISPs, who avidly taut NET connection-intention ... staying offline is a peaceful porpostion in its own dam right of passage. Super $ale$ meant to improve US economic woes, boost electricity bills & usage, and sadly despoil the US Post Office, to boot. So how horribly complacent 'R we? When you'll find ten out of ten people saying they adore receiving or sending snail mail* any time of the year. (* More on this later, from believers who still buy cards & write letters in cursive script. Hell some of us even sketch.
PS: Without PCs, Darlins; we use pen & pencil. Okay ... later maybe.)

OFFLINE since a one day stint mid June, when my horse, I'll Have Another became scratched for the Belmont Stakes, thus surrendering all hopes for a Triple Crown in his lifetime, and ours ... with glee this writer continued with a total, all-out, pause, forgot the fussy side of cyber. No, not horseracing, silly! I gave up Internet surfing more-or-less --- April to August. Guess what, kids? It felt grrrrrrrrreeeeeeeea aaaaaaaaaatttttttttt.

NEXT UP: TEFFs list of tossed topics. Please be pleasantly assured by this author/ reporter/ book lover ... that there is not one iota of socialnetworking inside those discards. Why? Oh, baby, even the word socialnetworking drives me insane. So, in the mood to relax my acumen and simply tell it like it is, so you too might enjoy yet another torrid, heatwave laden summer day in the year of Our Lord --- 2012 --- .... while taking a late ball-breaking look at last Srping/ Early Summer's ... uhoh ... Breaking News that was.


Okay Crowd, keep the line moving west ... TA TA! CHEERIO!

Signed --- teffom@writing.com
aka Mrs. Mary Moffett
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