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Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #2017254
My random thoughts and reactions to my everyday life. The voices like a forum.
I do not know quite what happened or when , but my hubby and I now qualify for seniors' discounts at some venues. This creates a quandary; in order to save money, but not face, we have to admit to our age. HMMMM..... We definitely do not consider ourselves to be old. In this day and age ,when people as a whole are living longer and healthier lives why are 'young seniors', those in their fifties, like moi, considered 'old'?? It's so true that age is just a perception! "Maturity" is very objective/subjective, and I object! Whew, a few years have skittered by since I composed this biography block. Those "fifties" are in the rear view mirror and they are distant, fond memories. Oh, I do not plan to stop writing any time soon.
April 30, 2020 at 4:13pm
April 30, 2020 at 4:13pm
#982417
dog*PROMPT: APRIL 30
by ~Dragon~ (645)

Shelters are seeing an increase in adoption and fostering rates right now since nobody wants to be #SaferAtHome alone! Tell us about your pet. If you donโ€™t have one, tell us about your ideal pet!

         I've not enjoyed the company of a pet for several years now. In the past, I shared my home with cats and dogs. My living arrangements are not conducive to a pet.
         First of all, my ideal pet would have to agree to traverse the flight of nineteen steps that lead to and from my apartment. I've known many a canine who delights in throwing itself down the stairs instead of pacing or stepping directly on each step. If they miscalculate, they risk a bone-jarring tumble. I know, I've done this. A dog would also require numerous potty breaks each and every day meaning several forays up and down those stairs.
         What I need is a pet that could carry me up and down those nineteen steps,( sigh, I count them every trip), a strong animal, an animal in great physical shape. This candidate would also view the stairs as a mere hindrance, not an insurmountable obstacle.
         My ideal pet must also feel comfortable in a jungle-like setting. My indoor grow op. boasts greenery galore.
         At times, it can get a tad warm in here. I do not possess a thermostat to control the heat. Something that adapts to humidity would fit right in.
         It's okay if they do not wish to speak to me, but perhaps we could communicate via sign language. A few rudimentary gestures would suffice.
         What would my ideal pet be? I believe I've just described the attributes of an ape. I could envision a gorilla hunkered down on the reclining chair waving the t.v. remote control. I wonder if he cooks? My daughter would be happy to sew an apron for my new room mate. Does anyone know the sign for cup of tea, or banana bread?


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