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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2161749
Just shooting the poop with Lori
He travels the world on the backs of others
Insignificant in his stature and size
His journey carries no mission
Randomly roaming at the will of his host
Sated enough to never question his trek
Life is an open adventure without worry
If the excitement of his dusty trail dulls
Another bus awaits to grant passage
With a furry friend to carry him home
Ah the wonderful life of a flea
August 4, 2021 at 2:27pm
August 4, 2021 at 2:27pm
#1015140
In a weird mood this morning so....

What do dentists call their xrays?
Tooth pics.

Did you here about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food but no atmosphere

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!

What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.

Hope you have a funny Wednesday!


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