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A little daily tidbit to get your day started
This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
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March 8, 2024 at 1:52pm
March 8, 2024 at 1:52pm
#1065870
Trouble often finds those who don't seek it. *Cry*
March 5, 2024 at 11:24am
March 5, 2024 at 11:24am
#1065607
A body in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.

A body at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted upon by an outside force.

That would explain why it's so hard for me to wake up unless I smell bacon cooking.
March 5, 2024 at 8:54am
March 5, 2024 at 8:54am
#1065597
What town is inhabited by vegitables?

Brussels!
March 3, 2024 at 10:47am
March 3, 2024 at 10:47am
#1065469
If you ever wondered how dragons breath fire, it's because we eat a lot of hot peppers.
March 1, 2024 at 6:04pm
March 1, 2024 at 6:04pm
#1065349
What do you call a comedian fast food item?

A ham-burger!
February 29, 2024 at 12:08pm
February 29, 2024 at 12:08pm
#1065243
My teachers alaways said that I never listened. At least I think that's what they said, I never listened.
February 28, 2024 at 8:55am
February 28, 2024 at 8:55am
#1065076
I don't understand why people eat pigs in a blanket. I mean I get eating the pig, but why eat the blanket?
February 27, 2024 at 1:20pm
February 27, 2024 at 1:20pm
#1065005
What is the Dark Knight's favorite sport?

Batmitton!
February 27, 2024 at 9:14am
February 27, 2024 at 9:14am
#1064979
What do you call generic pop tarts?

Poop Toots!
February 26, 2024 at 8:50am
February 26, 2024 at 8:50am
#1064908
A smart phone grafted to your head.

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