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A little daily tidbit to get your day started |
Size: 118 Entries
Created: September 26th, 2023 at 2:16pm
Modified: May 14th, 2024 at 5:39pm
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This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
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January 31, 2024 at 10:12am
January 31, 2024 at 10:12am
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Warning! This entry might cause doubling over with large amounts of groaning.
One bee asked an upity bee how their day was. The reply was "None of your beeswax!"
What did one bee say to the other bee? Let's bee friends.
What did the bee playwrighter say? To bee or not to bee!
What do little bees learn in preschool? Their ABeeCs!
What is a boyscout bees motto? Bee prepared! |
January 31, 2024 at 10:03am
January 31, 2024 at 10:03am
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My wash was over halfway through when I realized I hadn't put in any detergent! Is there an oww! emoji? |
January 31, 2024 at 9:51am
January 31, 2024 at 9:51am
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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! |
January 25, 2024 at 3:31pm
January 25, 2024 at 3:31pm
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Where does a dog sleep on a camping trip?
A pup-tent! |
January 25, 2024 at 12:05pm
January 25, 2024 at 12:05pm
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In the book Dorthey's shoes were green. It was decided to be changed to red in the movie so they would show up better. |
January 24, 2024 at 11:05am
January 24, 2024 at 11:05am
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War of the Words by Ink Wells |
January 24, 2024 at 9:29am
January 24, 2024 at 9:29am
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If the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of moose meice (it's actually moose in plural form)? |
January 23, 2024 at 8:52am
January 23, 2024 at 8:52am
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Hopefully I can get a groan out of Schnujo is Late to Lannister .
Why would soldier eat in a messy hall?
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
It was their doody! |
January 22, 2024 at 11:46am
January 22, 2024 at 11:46am
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Why are pirates always so concerned that someone will take their bottoms? |
January 22, 2024 at 11:37am
January 22, 2024 at 11:37am
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In a lesser known film, Arnold said his famous line "I'll be back" when flying away in The Terminal. |
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