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A little daily tidbit to get your day started
This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
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February 25, 2024 at 5:40pm
February 25, 2024 at 5:40pm
#1064873
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You can't tell. As soon as the light comes on, they scatter!
February 23, 2024 at 2:40pm
February 23, 2024 at 2:40pm
#1064744
Why was the Egyptian builder arrested?

It turns out he was part of a pyramid scheme!
February 22, 2024 at 3:38pm
February 22, 2024 at 3:38pm
#1064690
What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What do you get from a cow that was just in a hurricane?

A milkshake!

What do you call a dried up cow?

A milk dud!

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the Moovies!
February 22, 2024 at 10:44am
February 22, 2024 at 10:44am
#1064676
Why shouldn't you hire a Dutch plummer?

Because they have clogs!
February 19, 2024 at 5:16pm
February 19, 2024 at 5:16pm
#1064467
How to Catch Butterflies by Annet
February 18, 2024 at 7:33pm
February 18, 2024 at 7:33pm
#1064409
What do you call a meteor that misses Earth?

A meteorwrong! (Note: a meteorite is a meteor that doesn't burn up in Earth's atmosphere)
February 15, 2024 at 3:52pm
February 15, 2024 at 3:52pm
#1064235
A writer only begins a book. A reader finishes it.

Samuel Johnson
February 15, 2024 at 2:53pm
February 15, 2024 at 2:53pm
#1064234
Technically Spongebob Squarepants wears rectangular pants (sorry if I just ruined your favorite show *Laugh*)
February 15, 2024 at 2:37pm
February 15, 2024 at 2:37pm
#1064233
What is Charlie Brown in Minecraft?

A Block Head!
February 15, 2024 at 1:24pm
February 15, 2024 at 1:24pm
#1064230
Apparently dragons are not exempt from designated no-smoking areas...*Laugh*

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