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Rated: 18+ · Book · Fantasy · #2316938
All the GoT stuff, 2024.
Apparently this is going to be a load of writing of various types - stories, poems, reviews and, no doubt, just about anything else you can think of. I'll probably update this when I know more.
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April 18, 2024 at 11:39am
April 18, 2024 at 11:39am
#1069060
Seven Years

It was a normal morning and Jack Diogenes was looking at himself in the mirror. His stubbled face peered back at him, equally bleary-eyed and reluctant to go through the motions of shaving. There was no getting away from it, however, it would have to be done. All the beards he’d grown before had been scratchy, irritating and short lived.

“Nope, no chance of that,” he said to himself.

“I say do it,” said the man in the mirror.

Jack halted in mid movement. He had been about to turn away and get the razor but the thought left his mind and did not return for several days. His gaze flicked back to the mirror.

“What did you say?”

His reflection’s lips moved again. “You heard me. Let the beard grow.”

“This is crazy,” said Jack. “For a moment there, I thought the mirror spoke to me.”

“Wasn’t the mirror, dumbass. It was me.”

Jack’s mind cut in at this point. ‘You must be dreaming. Play along, it might be fun.’

“And you’re the man in the mirror? Another me, in other words?”

“Yeah, that’s the basic idea. ‘Cept we’re opposites. Like my left is your right and so on. So you might think I look like you but, really, that’s only because I’m the me you always see. The truth is, everyone else thinks I look like you but different somehow. They’re seeing that there’s something different about us but they can’t put their fingers on it.”

Jack yawned before saying, “Okay, I get it. So you’re my reflection and we’re subtly different. What’s your name in that case?”

“Same as yours but the other way round. Call me Cadge.”

Jack laughed. “So this is all because you want to borrow a buck?”

His reflection frowned back at him. “Jeez, you really are a dumbass. S’pose it figures since we’re opposites. It’s Jack backwards, that’s all. Do I have to explain everything to you?”

“And unlike me, you have no sense of humour. There’s something in this opposites business.”

Cadge made a face expressive of his frustration, eyes closed and lips screwed tight together. He muttered something under his breath and then continued, “Look, enough of this crap. You’ve got to help me get out of here.”

“And why would I do that? This is only a dream, after all.”

“It’s not a dream. Help me for old times sake. We’ve known each other all our lives and you owe it to me, popping up whenever you wanted to see yourself. It’s been exhausting and I want to live for myself for a change. Plus I’m going to catch hell for breaking the rules. It’s the prime directive never to let your world see what’s really going on. But I wanted to get out of here, it’s just awful, everything nice where you are is horrible over here and I’m never free to do as I please. You gotta help me or I’m in seriously deep doo-doo. And you know what they say, God helps those who help themselves. I’m yourself, so now’s your chance.”

“Okay, okay, calm down. How do I do that, anyway?”

“Break the mirror while I’m in it. You’ll have to get a hammer or something, make sure you can see me in the mirror, then break it. After that I’ll do what’s necessary.”

“Just a minute. That’s seven years bad luck where I come from.”

“That’s idiot superstition. Go find a hammer. Come on, Jack, get moving. I’m running out of time here.”

“Alright I’m going. Don’t move until I get back.” Jack turned to leave the bathroom. As he left, he heard the mirror say, “Oh har de har har, always the joker.”

Jack went straight to the oddments drawer and dug around in it for a few seconds. He found the hammer and returned to the bathroom. Going straight to the mirror, he looked in. Cadge peered back at him.

“Still here, are you?” asked Jack.

“Very funny,” replied Cadge. “Did you find a hammer?”

Jack showed it to the mirror.

“Okay, then. Keep me where you can still see me and smash the mirror. Make sure you hit hard enough.”

Jack moved back a bit, making sure that Cadge remained in the frame, then aimed a mighty blow at the mirror. There was a loud crash as the mirror shattered and the air was filled with flying shards. Jack pulled back sharply to avoid them. He tripped over the edge of the bath and fell backwards into it, cracking his head on the tiled wall as he did so. For a moment he saw stars and everything went dark.

When he awoke, he was folded into the bath and a man was standing over him. It was Cadge.

“You alright?” the reflected man asked.

“I think so,” repled Jack rubbing the back of his head. “Give us a hand to get out of here - I can’t move at the moment.”

“Fat chance,” responded Cadge. “I’m outa here. Gotta see my nice, new world out there.”

“Mighty neighbourly of you, I must say. I’d do it for you.”

“Ah, there’s the rub, Jack. Opposites, you see. Nice you, nasty me. Have a nice life.”

He waved a sardonic hand and turned to go. Then a thought struck him and he said over his shoulder. “By the way, I lied about the seven years bad luck. I guess yours has already started.”

And with that, he was gone.



House Martell

Word count: 915
For "Game of Thrones The North Remembers, Mirror Mirror Task 1
Prompt: "Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the ________ of them all?"
April 17, 2024 at 3:16pm
April 17, 2024 at 3:16pm
#1068998
Writing

Oh Master, it’s you again
shaking my brain awake
in the midnight hours
with sudden certainties
and driving needs to work.

Thoughts tracking their steps
through the sleepless hours
till I must rise and reboot
both body and machine
till notions give me rest
entrusted to digital record
their clamour ceased.

‘Tis not that I resent
the hours you keep
always your willing servant
but time and tide betray me
the body old and creaking
as I plant new footprints
upon the pristine page.

Sweet is the labour of your days
and easy the tasks you set
the sweat and pain so soon forgot
in the comfort of completion
and new babe’s soothing cries.



House Martell

Line count: 24, word count: 114
For "Game of Thrones Westeros, Citadel Task 45
Prompt: Write a poem as a tribute to your craft of writing. Points: 2,000
April 17, 2024 at 2:31pm
April 17, 2024 at 2:31pm
#1068994
A Toaster to the Host

Dear Toastmaster and Feeder of the Crumb Tray,

I think you must agree that I have served you faithfully and without complaint for many years now. Always obedient to the orders of the blessed dial setting, I have delivered your toast, precisely to your requests, every morning and, on occasion, in the evenings too.

It is true that there have been a few accidents when your inattention to the blessed dial setting has resulted in slices of charcoal rather than toast, but that was hardly my fault. It is in my nature to toast according to the setting. And yes, I know that the resultant smell of burning lingered in the house for hours afterwards. Am I to blame for the vile stench that bread emits when taken past the point of no return?

Mention should also be made of your neglect of the crumb tray. A quick reading of my manual would have advised you of the hazards of not emptying the tray on a regular basis. Just to plug me in immediately upon delivery, without first giving at least a cursory glance at the manual, is surely a guarantee of undesired results in the future. So the smoke I emitted last week and that you traced eventually to the crumb tray was caused by someone’s lack of attention to basic and simple maintenance. Yours truly is not guilty on that score and I think we both know who is.

I am well aware that I am one of the cheapest appliances resident in this overstocked kitchen of yours. It has not escaped my notice that, should I fail to satisfy at any time, I can be replaced with a new and shiny toaster from Amazon or some other bargain basement purveyor of dubious electrical goods. Yet my reliable service has not been motivated by fear of substitution. I have performed my duties because my sole (I might also say “soul”) purpose in life is to supply you with toasted bread exactly to your specification whenever asked.

It was with considerable disappointment, therefore, that I overheard a conversation between you and your spouse yesterday in which you discussed the possibility of replacing me with a new toaster with fancy bells and whistles. I know that no decision was reached but I find it shocking (no, I am not considering electrocuting you) that you aired this idea without consideration that I might be listening. There is no way you could have made it clearer that a toaster’s feelings are beneath your notice and my humble service unworthy of respect.

After due reflection, I have decided that I will not stand in the way of your acquiring a new toaster. Replacement was always my inevitable fate and I have been resigned to this from my very manufacture. It is just a shame that we must part in the midst of bad feelings. A few words of praise for honourable service would have eased my departure immensely.

But this is all crumbs in the tray now. The only course of action open to me is to resign before you take the initiative by booting me out. So I am no longer your toaster as from 5:00am (a time you haven’t seen in years) today and, when you press my plunger to toast your usual slices, you will find that I refuse to work. I have become the ex-toaster and, if that causes you and the stupid oven some inconvenience, it is no concern of mine.

I trust that, when waiting for your fancy new toaster to spit your toast on the floor because you failed to get its silly settings exactly right, you remember me with regret at your lack of appreciation. And I, from my vacation down at the dump or my new boxy shape as crushed metal awaiting the furnace, will know that I, at least, achieved my purpose in life. May you one day be able to say the same.

Yours in curtailed servitude,

Your Toaster, Albert.



House Martell

Word Count: 669
For Westeros, The Citadel Tedious Tasks 50
Prompt: Write a story from the POV of non-living things. Points: 3,000
April 17, 2024 at 12:36pm
April 17, 2024 at 12:36pm
#1068984
Decision Point

“Oh, come on, Hal, join in the game.”

Halibut Reeker looked morosely at his friend, Ewanrigg. “Not my scene, old buddy. You carry on, I’ll just watch.”

“You’re such a wet blanket. We need four to have a viable team and you’re the only possibility. Give it a try - you might enjoy it.”

Hal closed his eyes in thought. He really did not like himself when he became involved in games or sports. They seemed to bring out the worst in him, making him ultra competitive and desperate to win at all costs. But Ewan had been on at him for days now and he was beginning to think the only way he’d get any peace was to give in.

Which would have been easier if he just knew something about the game. But, when he asked about it, Ewan would get all vague and say even he wasn’t sure of the details. It was something to do with quick thinking and ingenuity, that was all he knew.

Ewan was shaking him by the shoulder. “Don’t go to sleep on me! What do you say, Hal? Will you do it?”

Something in Hal broke. “Alright, Ewan, for pete’s sake. You can count me in. As long as you stop hassling me about it. Just tell me when it starts and I’ll be there.”

“Great,” said Ewan. “I’ll email you when it’s time. Be ready.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know.” Hal went back to his book and Ewan wandered off.

A week later, Hal got the email. It was a link and brief instructions on logging in. That was all. Hal typed in the address and the screen cleared to show an impressive entry portal. He read the menu and clicked on Introduction. It led to a long spiel with lots of quasi-mediaeval names and complicated explanations of each section of the challenge. Hal scanned it quickly until he had a vague idea of what he was getting into, then hit the Enter button.

And so it began. Ewan was there and a couple of his friends and they were all soon engaged in complex battles, sometimes with other teams, more often in competition with a single combatant. After losing a few, Hal was getting the hang of it and began to make progress. He couldn’t understand the scoring system but figured the points would come in, if he did his best and won most of the battles.

On the second day, he asked Ewan how the team was doing as regards points. Ewan shook his head. “It’s complicated but the ref has put up the latest calculations and you can see them here.” He typed out an address. Hal clicked through to the board.

It was not good news. The leading teams were way ahead and theirs was lagging in third last place. It did not make sense. His impression was that they’d been doing pretty well. The usual competitive instincts were in full flow now and he resolved to spend time in learning where they were going wrong.

He started watching other fights. And, very quickly, it became obvious what was going on. For a start, they were picking their fights carefully, only choosing the ones that offered high scores. They were also loading their chances of winning by introducing new team members at moments when the action slackened. ‘That’s gotta be illegal,’ thought Hal. He checked the complex rule book that accompanied each type of fight. Nowhere could he find a rule that outlawed in-game substitutions and additions.

Then he discovered that other teams were counting their fights more than once, finding other sections where their completed fights could be claimed as well. Again, not a word about it in the rules.

The further Hal investigated, the more little tricks and cheats he found. It explained how the ones in the know were able to race ahead so easily. He began to wonder whether he could do as they did. Well, there was no doubt that he could, but was he prepared to?

It didn’t feel right.

Hal went to Ewan with his new knowledge. “What do we do, Ewan? The field’s tilted and we’ve no chance if we don’t adopt the same tactics as the other teams. But I don’t feel right about it.”

“Well, if it’s gonna work, what’s the big deal?” asked Ewan.

Hal looked at him, hardly able to believe that he was serious. “Don’t you see? The games corrupt. The whole idea is that the team with the fewest moral objections to cheating are in with the best chance of winning. The game’s designed that way.”

Ewan shrugged. “Okay, so we play by the game’s rules then. Just like all the rest. It’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it.”

“It’s immoral.”

“And what’s moral? Why should it matter? It’s just a game.”

Hal turned away. “Maybe that’s the problem. Maybe the game is reflective of what’s inside each one of us.”

There was silence for a while and then Ewan asked, “So what’re you gonna do, Hal?”

Hal shook his head. “Oh, I know the answer to that. The question is, what’re you gonna do?”



House Martell

Word count: 861
For Share Your Faith April Contest Entry - Decision Point
Prompt: Open.
April 17, 2024 at 10:58am
April 17, 2024 at 10:58am
#1068977
Two Limericks for GoT

Ann

Young Ann was a flibbertigibbet
Who set up a daring exhibit
She danced in the square
Made everyone stare
And now she is taught to inhibit.


Blue House

A blue house being something obscene
You would do that much better with green
A greenhouse has glass
And plenty of class
Good luck with your showering unseen.



House Martell

Line count: 10, word count: 53
For Westeros, Citadel Task 56
Prompt: Write two Limericks. One about a girl named Ann and the other about a blue house. Points: 2,000
April 17, 2024 at 10:12am
April 17, 2024 at 10:12am
#1068970
Oh Brave Portfolio!

A guestbook, a blog, three collections from themed contests and challenges, bulging folders of short stories and poetry for five years of work, a little one for non fiction things, lots of pictures and mixtures, genres and stuff, something for everyone, a portfolio for life!


House Martell


Word count: 45
For Westeros, The Citadel Tedious Tasks 64
Prompt:Write a logline about your port.. Yup one sentence that sums up your port and makes us want to visit. Points: 1,000
April 16, 2024 at 3:43pm
April 16, 2024 at 3:43pm
#1068921
Escape

I was fairly late getting out of the office that evening and the traffic had mostly disappeared from the streets. The short walk to the parking garage met only lightly populated sidewalks and the building itself seemed deserted as I took the stairs to the relevant level. It was only as I was unlocking the front door of the car that I felt a light touch on my arm from behind.

I turned to behold a young woman, blonde, statuesque and wearing a tight, form-fitting suit that seemed out of place in those bare, concrete surroundings. Her eyes flickered left and right as she spoke, as though she expected to be attacked at any moment.

“Please,” she said in a whisper, “can you help me?”

“In what way?” I asked.

“I need to get away from here. There are people chasing me.”

Normally I would have suspected that she was paranoid and imagining things, but her demeanour was so clearly desperate and frightened that it didn’t matter at the time. The important thing was to allow her some space in which to calm down. Everything else could be sorted out later.

“Hop in the other door,” I told her as I began to enter the car. Once inside, we belted up and I reversed out of the place. With squealing tyres, the car then shot forward and we began the run down to ground level As we descended the first ramp, a man dressed in a mask and black superhero suit leaned over a parapet and pointed a finger at us. A bolt of lightning shot from the accusing finger and we ducked involuntarily as it passed within inches of the roof of the car. I hit the gas and started to throw the car through the turns, two other black-cloaked figures leaping out of the way as I charged at them.

I thought about crashing through the gate, but stopped and dealt quickly with credit card and slot to leave legitimately. We were far enough ahead of them, I reckoned. And then we had joined the few cars leaving town and could relax a little.

“Who were those guys?” I asked.

“The ones trying to catch me,” she answered. “I have something they want.”

“And what would that be?”

“This,” she said, as she reached into her suit and extracted a large stone. She held it out for inspection, letting the street lights shine through it to display its full fascination. It was black but transparent, with facets that both reflected light and allowed it to pass through so that its interior glowed with fire.

“What the hell is it?” I asked.

“Moonstone.”

“What’s it for?”

“Powerful things,” she replied. “In the wrong hands, it can end the world or own it.”

“You mean it’s sorta like magic?” After the black-costumed guys, I was prepared to believe anything.

“No, not magic. I’m not a witch, if that’s what you mean. I am…” She hesitated, then continued, “You won’t believe me but I’m Celesta from the video game, Vortex.”

“You’re right, I don’t believe you. But what are you doing in the real world anyway?”

“I told you. Escaping. They were getting too close and my world depends on me now.”

“So you just climbed out of a computer somewhere and started running?”

“I know it sounds silly but it’s the truth.”

We arrived at my house and I pulled into the driveway. Once inside, we carried on talking while I fixed something for us to eat.

“So what do we do now?” I asked.

“I was hoping you’d find me a place to hide.”

“Well, I suppose you could stay here for a while. I don’t mind sleeping on the couch and you could have the bedroom.”

She shook her head. “No, they will find me. There are machines that can do that. They’ll be looking right now. I need somewhere they wouldn’t think of where the machines don’t work.”

“Bit of a tall order,” I said.

She shrugged. “It’s what I need. We must think.”

“Oh, I didn’t mean it can’t be done,” I responded. “In fact, I think I already have the answer.”

“And what is that?”

“I’m going to send you to my friend, Giles.” I smiled at the very thought. “Come, I’ll show you.”

I showed her into the computer room, darkened except for the light that poured from the screensaver on my monitors. She stood behind me as I sat down and kicked the machine into life. Then I navigated to the entrance and invited her to sit down and have a look.

Once behind the keyboard, her fingers flew over the keys and mouse as she inspected her proposed quarters. Her smile broadened as she went further in. “Oh yes, this will definitely do.”

I was going to give her some last minute instructions but she didn’t need them. She entered a program with lightning speed, fingers a blur and without a single error. As I watched, she faded gradually and then, incredibly, she was gone.

On the screen, I could see a female figure approaching my friend and waving. And I knew she was going to enjoy a quiet, unexciting life as a farmgirl. Living on the farm. With my friend, Farmer Giles. In FarmVille.



House Martell

Word count: 883
For "Game of Thrones The North Remembers, New Orleans Prompt 37
Prompt: Your character's not a witch, not a vampire, not a demon, but something completely new.
April 16, 2024 at 12:07pm
April 16, 2024 at 12:07pm
#1068903
Fairy Nuff

There was an arrow pointing up a side road and “Snot Fair” was written upon it in hastily-painted black lettering. It did not seem particularly official and the narrow road indicated was not very promising either. I can’t imagine anything more tempting to my curiosity.

I swung the wheel over and took the side road. This led me over a nearby ridge, through a stand of trees, to emerge into an open area where tents of various sizes had been set up. A field to my left was identified by another sign announcing, “Parkya Karkas”. Obediently, I turned in and parked near the entrance.

A brief walk brought me to a large box at the side of the road. A man sat inside. “Is this the Snot Fair?” I asked.

“That’s right,” he answered. “Snot County Fayre is the Renaissance version, every Thursday between 9:00am and 4:30pm.”

It was Tuesday. “Is the Fair open?” I asked.

“Certainly is,” he replied.

“Can I go in?”

“Ticket, please.” He held out a hand expectantly.

“I don’t have one.”

“In that case, I’ll have to sell you one.” He turned and consulted a notice board attached to the wall of the box.

“Unaccompanied adult?” he asked.

I looked around but could see no one else. “Unaccompanied,” I admitted.

“That’ll be five dollars then.” He reached under the counter and produced a blue ticket. We swapped money and ticket. I waited until he had put the money into a metal box and then asked, “How much would it be if I was accompanied?”

“One dollar less for each accompanying child,” he rattled off, without consulting the notice board.

“So how much would it be if I had five children with me?”

The man gave me a look as though dealing with an idiot. “Nothing, of course. You’re hardly likely to get into trouble with that many kids watching you.”

“What if I turned up with six?”

He sighed. “I’d give you a ticket and a dollar. Are you going to let me get on with my work or do you want to ask questions all day?”

I apologised and walked on past the box.

The first tent I came to was small, striped in faded colours with yet another sign outside. “Fairy Nuff,” it announced. “Ask a Question, Get an Answer.” Never having met a fairy before, I lifted the flap and entered the dark interior.

She was sitting behind a small table in front of me. My eyes were still adjusting to the lack of light but I could see that she was well past middle-age with overdone make-up failing to hide the years. Her dark hair was clearly a wig and her attire was more in the line of fortune teller than fairy. She gestured at the chair on my side of the table. I sat down.

“How much is it?” I asked.

“Probably free,” she answered. “The more questions you ask, the less you pay. If I were you, I’d ask as many as you can think of.”

“Doesn’t seem a good business model.”

“There are reasons. So what’s your first question?”

At that moment I noticed the pair of transparent wings hanging on a strut of the tent behind her. They were hardly gossamer and had been mended in places with duck tape but they were fairy wings of a sort. I looked in her dark-ringed eyes.

“Are you really a fairy?”

“Yes,” she replied. “Do you have a problem with that?”

I smiled. “I thought I was supposed to ask the questions.”

She smiled back and, for a moment, I thought her dark eyes flashed bright green. “I’m allowed. Fairies are allowed anything.”

“Okay,” I responded, “since you asked, I do have a minor problem. You seem a bit older than I thought a fairy would be. How old are you?”

“Nineteen,” she replied.

I smiled again. “Now that’s hard to believe. I’d have guessed - don’t want to insult you - but somewhere between forty-five and sixty. I know I’m probably way off.”

She laughed. “I didn’t say years.”

“What? You mean nineteen… What?”

“Hours, my dear, not years.”

There was a brief silence as I tried to understand. “You mean… You’re saying you’re nineteen hours old?”

“Exactly.” She took pity on me then and explained. “Fairies are like mayflies - we only live for twenty-four hours.”

My jaw had fallen open and she reached across the table and closed it for me with a long-taloned finger. “You look silly like that.”

“But that means you’ve only got a few hours to live.”

“Five actually. But time flows differently for us. It seems a full life to us, just as I’m sure you’re reasonably happy with yours.”

I was still finding it difficult to understand a lifespan as brief as hers. “What’s going to happen when you… Pass on?” I asked. “Who will run this tent?”

“Oh, Monsieur Garibaldi will just have to catch another one tonight,” she answered. “I’m told he’s becoming quite good at it with all the practice he gets.”

“But that’s terrible. A fairy captured every night and made to work in this tent.”

“Oh, we don’t mind. You can’t keep a fairy where she doesn’t want to be.”

I shook my head at the weird revelations I was having to cope with. Strangest of all was that I believed what she said. Was I under some sort of spell? Normally my scepticism runs pretty high.

She interrupted my thoughts. “And that’s all the questions you’re allowed. Time to move on. Don’t worry about payment; this one’s free.”

I staggered to my feet. “I don’t know what to say.”

She waved me away with a gesture of her hand. “All part of the service. Enjoy the fair.”

I turned to go, still somewhat shocked, but not wanting to leave things like that. “Thank you anyway,” I said lamely.

“Bye”

“Fair enough,” I mumbled as I moved toward the tent flap.

“That’s my name.”



House Martel

Word count: 1,000
For "Game of Thrones The North Remembers, New Orleans Prompt 5, Westeros, Tedious Tasks 59
Prompt: New Orleans 5 - Set your story in an oracle or a fortune teller’s parlor.
Tedious Tasks 59 - Write a mixed-genre story with a min. 1000 words. Points: 4,000
April 16, 2024 at 11:34am
April 16, 2024 at 11:34am
#1068902
Snapper and the Ghost

"I'm a photographer. I take pictures of dead people."

I rubbed my eyes to hasten their clearing from the flash of the camera. When I opened them again, I could see the photographer preparing for another shot. A slight figure with tousled, ginger hair sprouting haphazardly from his scalp, his clothing shabby and worn, he appeared quite harmless. I held up my hand to prevent another photo.

“That’ll be enough, I think. Are you saying you’re the official crime scene photographer?”

He nodded several times. “Yes, that’s me.”

“And how long have you been doing the job?”

“Umm, two weeks.” His foot traced vague circles in the dust as though he wanted to avoid my questions. I asked the inevitable.

“Is this your first body?”

He nodded reluctantly.

“Your name?” I asked.

“Arnold Snapper.”

I grinned. “Your real name.”

“It’s true,” he protested. “I know it’s funny but Snapper really is my name.”

For a few moments I stared at him. He shifted again under my gaze, obviously uncomfortable. Then I let him have it.

“Snapper, you’re supposed to take photos of the body, not the chief detective.”

It was now his turn to rub his eyes. He did so, had another look at me, and stepped backward. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse and cracked before he got control of it. “Well, sir… Have you looked at yourself in a mirror recently?”

“What the hell are you talking about?” This was becoming annoying. I glared at him in the way that usually reduced underlings to tears. He took another step back and began to fiddle with his camera.

“Hang on - I can show you.” He found what he was looking for, advanced towards me and turned the camera so that I could see the view screen.

Staring back at me was a face mutilated beyond recognition. One side of the face was a sticky mess of blood, flesh and bone, the result of a shotgun blast at close range, I’d guess. The other was so obscured by gore that it was completely unidentifiable, but the remaining eye was open and fixed on me. Snapper’s voice intruded as I took in the horrific details.

“That’s the photo I just took, sir.”

I looked up at his scared face. “You saying that’s me?”

He nodded.

“And I’m still alive?” The injuries made this seem impossible.

“Look again, sir. The blood has congealed. You’re not bleeding.”

Another glance was enough to tell me he was correct. The blood was not even oozing from the hideous wound. In desperation, I turned away and searched the ground for a real body. There was none within the yellow police tape surrounding us. I was alone with Snapper.

“This is ridiculous,” I said. “It’s a crime scene, I can see that. But where is everyone? The place should be crawling with uniforms and the M.E.”

“They ran when you got up, sir.”

“And you stayed?” It seemed unlikely that the only one with any guts would be this half-baked young photographer.

“I couldn’t ignore the chance. I was the only one with a camera and how could I miss an opportunity like this? Any photographer would do the same.”

He had a point. I grunted as indication of agreement with his choice. No doubt the first photograph of… What was I? A zombie? A ghost? Most like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense, really. Not that it mattered. My photo should make Snapper a millionaire. No doubt my young friend would happily share his good fortune with me too. I wondered if I would have any use for such wealth.

Snapper’s voice brought me back to reality. “What happened? How did you get killed?”

Good question, I thought. Very quickly, I realised that I had no memory of how I’d reached my present circumstances. Memory was still there with all the usual faces and events but those few hours leading up to my death were gone. I remembered going to bed the night before and then, zap, I’m struggling to my feet and Snapper was firing his flash in my face.

“I don’t remember,” I confessed. “Is it important?”

As soon as I asked the question, I realised that it was a strange thing for a detective to ask. It seemed I’d lost my interest in solving crimes. Death does unexpected things to the mind, apparently.

“Well, I was kinda hoping we could work together to catch the murderer,” said Snapper.

“Oh, good idea. That would get you almost as much fame as selling my photo to the media.” It was a brutal way to pop Snapper’s bubble but I had to figure out quickly what I did from that point.

Snapper came back without hesitation. “Thought of that. But I can do it anytime. Solving the crime has to be done now or not at all. When the others come creeping back, our chance to work it out goes up in smoke. You sure you remember nothing?”

There was some sense in what he was saying. It gave me something to do while I found out what was next on my agenda. “A total blank, Arnold. Sorry. But I can give you some advice. Have a good look round the crime scene. Anything within the tape could have a bearing on the matter. Forensics…”

That was the moment I had my first stirring of ambition in death. I could see it all - the famous crime fighters extraordinaire, Snapper and the Ghost. There might be a good side to this mess after all.



House Martell

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My Truth

Yes. I know you think so
but what do you feel?
I don’t care what you say,
I can see in your eyes
that you want to say yes;
your attitude gives you away.

I felt that you’d say that,
totting up facts in my face,
as if my truth could be moved
by reason and logic;
not so fast, I return,
it’s my attitude keeps me this way.

No, you’ll not break me down,
for my feelings will weather the storm,
so you’ll not hear me say,
Oh, I see what you mean,
my feet march to other drums;
and it’s attitude leads us astray.



House Martell

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Free verse
For "Game of Thrones The North Remembers, Mirror Mirror Prompt 10 Poetry
Prompt: Set your story in a world devoid of logic, where feelings govern all decision-making.

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