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I don't understand what people have against looking words and acronyms up.
I also don't understand why you can't write "work" twice in the same sentence. Gertrude Stein, one of the greatest American writers, often wrote repetitively. If the meaning is clear, then what's the problem?
Also--how does someone judge a contest in which all participants are instructed to write for themselves? I mean no disrespect to anyone by asking this question; I'm genuinely curious, now that you've brought it up.
I would be so pissed off if someone taught my would-be kids to call testicles anything other than testicles while they were learning to talk. But your "ball sac" story is funny.
LOL reading Denny's menu out loud! People who cheat on personal challenges are super-lame. I promise to do none of those things too. If I ever get started, that is. I don't even think I'm signed up yet. I'm going to continue the book I started last year, but only new stuff will go toward the word count.
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very clever. i have to admit, it took me two reads to figure this out. nicely done, though.