So you are a Newbie, going to the Writing.Com Convention and you need to know how to make it through the weekend when you have the Old-Time conventioners chasing you around the Lounge threatening torture, theft of your chocolate, and short sheeting your bed(any of these may or may not happen)...
In this Blog, I The Milkman will give you an indepth, step-by-step guide on how to enjoy yourself the whole weekend... I might even reveal what a "Creepy Hug" is...
I won’t be found sleeping too often while in Bethlehem.
That's right Moo. Because if I catch you sleeping, I'm gonna wheel your bed into the elevator and send you down to the lobby in your boxers... Nitey night!
If we do find you sleeping, we will play college tricks... shaving cream in one hand while we tickle your nose with a "feather," a hand in warm water, hiding all your underwear all over the hotel... wait! We can do that while you are awake!
I can't even remember what I wrote in my bio . (One of those dim people that filled in that survey immediately and can't remember anything I filled in).
And will probably be too shy to ask for autographs.
The interesting list of questions will come in handy though .
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will give you an indepth, step-by-step guide on how to enjoy yourself the whole weekend... I might even reveal what a "Creepy Hug" is...
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Nitey night!
. (One of those dim people that filled in that survey immediately and can't remember anything I filled in).