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Clarence the Cockroach observed with a leer
Millicent Millipede pee in the punch
lifting her gown up and giving a show.
Grill riding jockeys without any fear
Greasy the Wonder Gnat came with his bunch,
Lightning Bug Lois emitted a glow.

Strikingly limp legged labeled quite queer
Stanley the Stinkbug emitted a funk
sporting a hat that was worn by the pope.
Miniscule Melvin a mite from an ear,
Gavin the Grasshopper spat up his brunch,
Rhonda the Ringworm was tied in a bow.
That reunion of sixty was really a ball.

Dining on feces expelled from a steer
Herbert the Horsefly was sick from his lunch.
Stella the Stickbug had legs like Monroe
Tina the Woodtick was fat off a deer
Mickey the Mantis ate both with a crunch
counting his victims on fingers and toes.

Katydid Kathleen presented her rear
asking Bo weevil to come have a munch
buzz round the table went, “she is a ho.”
Frothing saliva and stinking of beer
Silverfish Sammy slid down in a scrunch
singing most plaintive a song full of woe.
I’m Insectivore Ivan and I ate them all.