SugarCube's Insomniac Asylum

I've never been accused of being a brainy egghead. I am more the 'egg-on-your-face' type. Easter adds a little color to my life. I forget my hard-boiled shell and scramble around cooking up cheesy grins, often turning the unsuspecting into basket cases hopping with joy. Their little tails bounce delightedly away to share with those they chance to meet a little sugar in their lives.

I try to be a good egg for change. I may look half-cracked doing so, but sometimes, ya' jest gotta' do the do.