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Prompt--Two Buddhist monks in yellow robes riding a roller coaster

"Look at those two bald headed ladies on the roller coaster."

"Those ain't ladies. They're men."

"Why they wearin them yella dresses then?"

"Those ain't dresses. They're robes."

"Why're they outside in their bathrobes?"

"Not bathrobes. Just plain old robes. They're monks."

"I seen monkeys in a zoo once, but they weren't wearin no yella dresses."

"Not monkeys, monks, from a temple someplace."

"Ain't that in Arizona?"

"Not Tempe, temple. Kinda like a church. Them monks sit there and pray all day."

"I bet they're prayin that they don't have to wear them yella dresses any more."

"You're a moron, you know that?"

"Ain't neither. I'm a Lutheran, same as you."