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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2252512
A young woman gets herself stuck in a rabbit hole after a rabbit steals her purse.
Twenty-seven year old Renee Watson was walking home from work one afternoon when she suddenly an absolutely adorable rabbit and walked over to pet it then accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her purse flew out of her bag and the rabbit grabbed it and hopped into it's rather small nearby hole.

The young woman was 5'8, 148 pounds, had beautiful short dark blond hair and hazel eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a dark blue sweater with a black leather jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short black skirt with black tights.

Renee cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the hole and stuck her hands inside but still her purse was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the rabbit nicely to return it to her.

The young blond said, "I should have brought some carrots with me, this is certainly going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she realised that she would have to enter the hole to retrieve her purse and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Renee put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the hole then stuck her head inside and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young woman quickly found the rabbit, who smiled at her before dropping the purse and hopped away as she put it in her jacket pocket after making sure that it wasn't broken and also found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, thank goodness no one can see me with my butt sticking out of here," as she then tried to tried to back of the hole but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

Renee said, "You have got to be kidding me, why I eat that second peice of chocolate fudge cake at lunchtime," as she placed her hands against the hole and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just simply refused to release it's grip on her.

The young blond said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid hole," as she then tried to tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the hole for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

Renee said, "Oh, it's just no use, I can't actually believe this, I'm actually stuck here, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she then thought about calling her best friend Laura or her wife Alicia but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag.

She called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just a bit curvy," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear the rabbit thumping and said, "Oh, it's just you, you're the reason why I'm in this mess, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

It then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began to pull.

Renee began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty rabbit, it's my favourite one," but still the rabbit continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the rabbit had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by white panties with tiny teddy bears on them for all the world to see.

Renee said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as the schoolgirl then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young woman said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Renee had now been stuck in the rabbit hole for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again.

She suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Renee's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused wife.

Alicia said, "Renee, what on earth are you doing in there, are you stuck and more importantly, why can I see your underwear?"

The absolutely humiliated young blond explained the entire situation before asking for help as her wife said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, I'm so sorry for laughing at you, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto Renee's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

The young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Alicia, that really hurts, please stop pulling on me like that," as her wife suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Alicia said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge and have certainly wedged yourself in there tight, I'm so sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength, what do you want me to do next?"

Renee said, "It's absolutely fine, could you please call Laura and Anna to help you get me out of here," as her wife quickly did as she was told and the two quickly arrived and burst into laughter when they spotted their best friend's barely-covered backside sticking out of the rabbit hole.

The absolutely humiliated young blond explained the entire situation before Alicia grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Laura pulled Alicia's waist while Anna pulled Laura's legs.

Alicia said, "All right ladies, remember to put your backs into it, pull," as the trio pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as the bird began pulling at the hem of Anna's skirt.

Poor Renee said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," and was streched to her absolute shock as the rabbit began pulling at the front of her sweater until suddenly, an extremely loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young woman was pulled from the rabbit hole at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the bird looked on.

The now overjoyed Renee said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging her friends before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Laura.

The young blond then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.
















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